30 Minutes

Slang for 1 hr to a Day

Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes

by Appleseed85 July 12, 2019

30 minutes

The average practice time a band kid practices for.

"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "

by Avi200 October 14, 2019

30 minutes

The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.

Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"

John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."

Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"

by halfhourharry March 27, 2012

30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.

roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.

by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011

30 minute

When someone sits in path room for 30 minutes

Calebs taking his 4th 30 minute today!

by Qw3Ett June 22, 2003

30 minute-er

A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.

Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.

by S. Ewin October 22, 2004

30 minute shit

When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.

guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off

by DxC-p00n June 3, 2008