| 15. | Sad Ball | ||
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A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.
Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies. Sad Batt is not included. 1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.
2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire. Hilarity ensues. |
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| 16. | pat-ball | ||
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Pat-Ball or pat ball as it is also known is a game played predominantly by the youth of London. The game is played at school and involves hitting a tennis ball (or ball of similar properties) against the wall via the floor.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM. The game is similar to squash except for a few minor details:
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet. 2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall. 3) There are no side walls. A point is lost by: 1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn. 2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall. 3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first. 4) The ball not hitting the wall. At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM. |
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| 17. | trinity jew ball | ||
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when the penis is a choad and makes it look like the person has three testicles, trinity meaning three. the man had a trinity jew ball and couldnt get laid.
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| 18. | Gyro Ball | ||
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A popular drinking game, originating in Arlington, VA and gaining national acclaim in the summer of 2007.
It is played with three tables. One long table in the middle of 2 smaller square tables (note: the 2 square tables should be waist heigth and the long table should be appx. a foot shorter) and a ping pong ball. The object of the game is to bounce the ball on the long table and get it to bounce as many times as possible on the opposing team's smaller square table. Each bounce counts for 1 point. The first team to 11 points wins (note: the teams always get the same number of shots, so if the team that shoots first gets to 11 first, then the team that shoots second will have a shot to tie them). In the event of a tie, the 2 teams will enter into an overtime round. The overtime round has the same rules as the regulation round, but the teams play to 3 points instead of 11. If a player gets the ball to bounce 11 times on the opposing teams table it is called a "Gyro Ball". If the ball bounces 11+ times and comes to rest on the opponents table it is termed a "Perfect Gyro Ball" (Note: Only 2 Perfect Gyro Balls have ever been recorded and only 1 of those was during competition). Let's play an exciting drinking game like Gyro Ball.
Gyro Ball is much better then Beer Pong. |
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| 19. | Ninja Ball | ||
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An obnoxious game no one likes to play on Halo 3 live Player over headset: Aww Fuck they vetoed swords to play ninja ball.
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| 20. | levels of ball pain | ||
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1. The one that you laugh about
2. The one where your like oh shit! but it doesnt really hurt 3. The one were it hurts for a whill but not badly 4. The on that knocks the wind out of you and hurts for the day 5. THE CRIPPLER: The one that changes your life the levels of ball pain are to sick to reproduce
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| 21. | puss ball | ||
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1.having dirty pussina come from your vagina
2. Being really dirty and greasy 3. a word used to describe someone that is really really crazy in the pants. when i had sex with susana last night she was acting like such a puss ball..
tianna is such a puss ball in bed.. that guy over there, he's such a pussball, he never has a shower |
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