A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
|2.||3 second rule|
n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.
I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.
|3.||3 second blow job|
A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.
3 second blow job:
Andy: Oh, this feels great!
3 Seconds later...
Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?
Hannah: Penis is gross!
oh shit, 3 seconds.
When you lose the bet and you sniff the bad smell of one's foot for 3 seconds as a punishment, then you will say: os3s! (oh shit, 3 seconds!)
|5.||3 second rule|
The First Rule of human food consumtion. If you drop the twinkie on the floor of your apartment and pick it up with 3 seconds, it's still good. If you try to put it in your mouth at any point past 3:01 seconds, you're a dirty bastard, and will probably die from gangrene of the mouth.
NOTE: This rule is not applicable in a gas station restroom (that's just wrong).
Don't touch it man! That bad boy is WAY past the 3 second rule!
|6.||3 second rule|
The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.
Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."
|7.||30 Seconds to Mars (album)|
The debut, self titled album of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, released in 2002.
1. "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" — 3:53
2. "Edge of the Earth" — 4:36
3. "Fallen" — 4:57
4. "Oblivion" — 3:27
5. "Buddha for Mary" — 5:43
6. "Echelon" — 5:47
7. "Welcome to the Universe" — 2:38
8. "The Mission" — 4:02
9. "End of the Beginning" — 4:37
10. "93 Million Miles" — 5:18
11. "Year Zero" — 7:52
Includes bonus track.
Performance Line Up:
Jared Leto - vocals, guitar
Shannon Leto - drums
Solon Bixler - guitar
Matt Wachter - bass
All tracks were written by Jared Leto. Nearly all the music on the album was performed by Jared and Shannon.
30 Seconds to Mars (album) changed my life forever!