In Ireland, after a heavy night of Guinness one may wake, violently sweating with a throbbing headache, leaking anus and solid erection.

Only option 3 in 1..

Usually plays out like this -

1) one painfully large, rock hard, insanely dry shit followed by ten minutes of watery black rectum singeing evil..sweating and headache intensify

2) next the vomit; transparent and acidic. stinging the entire throat causing aching lungs. head now pounding unable to open eyes

3) the wank. usually worked to a rhythm of pump.headache throb.pump.throb etc. On ejaculation into the stinking toilet bowl you will not be met with pleasure..no no.. but what feels like a mild brain anueryism.

pick up discarded boxers from hallway, don't flush, don't wipe, return to bed...
To Girlfriend "I just had a 3 in 1, better get the marigolds"
by Stink Finger February 17, 2014
A tray of chips, rice and sauce (usually curry) purchased from a Chinese take away. Mostly found in Ireland.
John - I got the munchies real bad last night, I ate a 3 in 1, two spring rolls and a whole bag of chicken balls from the Mandarin Inn.

Jim - You complete sack of shit, the Mandarin Inn always gives me the shits
by roycabinet December 30, 2009
A chinese fast food meal, composed of Rice,chips and curry sauce.
I'm dying for a 3in1
by Dozzaandsoonna November 25, 2011
The art of anal, fingering, and making out.
The female arks her ass back so the male can stick his wang in her anus but at the same time you can see her front. The male then proceeds to finger the woman and then starts making out.
1.) Guy: Dude, I just pulled a 3 in 1 on Michelle!
2.) Other guy: Sexy.
by isw12786 August 22, 2006
when you see your top 3 fit people in one day.
yeah i saw my 3 in 1's today
by abdul fanny July 19, 2010

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