The female arks her ass back so the male can stick his wang in her anus but at the same time you can see her front. The male then proceeds to finger the woman and then starts making out.
2.) Other guy: Sexy.
Jim - You complete sack of shit, the Mandarin Inn always gives me the shits
Only option 3 in 1..
Usually plays out like this -
1) one painfully large, rock hard, insanely dry shit followed by ten minutes of watery black rectum singeing evil..sweating and headache intensify
2) next the vomit; transparent and acidic. stinging the entire throat causing aching lungs. head now pounding unable to open eyes
3) the wank. usually worked to a rhythm of pump.headache throb.pump.throb etc. On ejaculation into the stinking toilet bowl you will not be met with pleasure..no no.. but what feels like a mild brain anueryism.
pick up discarded boxers from hallway, don't flush, don't wipe, return to bed...