This day and age. The new millenium. The zero years. The 2000s.
Man, in the 2ks, everything is the same. No flying cars. No silver suits. Just the twin towers blowing up. Not what was promised.
A 2KS, or Two Kitten Scenario, is essentially any situation you're in that can be improved by adding two kittens to it. Most situations appear to be a 2KS but there are some that aren't (e.g. swimming).
Man, I was at the KISS gig the other night & there was fireworks & stuff. And then Gene Simmons was spitting blood.
That sounds like a 2KS.