When someone is dressed/acts so extremely hipster, that it's too overwhelming for an individual to handle. "2hpstr2hndl" is ideally used on the internet since it is in "chat speak" format.
-two people chatting online-
Person 1: I was just shopping at Urban Outfitters and bought $800 of stuff from there, including 40 pairs of thick-rimmed glasses.
Person 2: Wow...you really are 2hpstr2hndl!