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26.2 miles, which is the distance of a marathon. The "26.2" magnet, which can occassionally be seen on the back of a car is a mystery to most people who are accustomed to a sedentary lifestyle. However, it will be appreciated by those in the know, who actually get out of the house put a few on miles each week.
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| 2. | masturbathon | ||
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1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.
2. Racing rockets powered by jizz. 3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest 1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?
2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..." 3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon |
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| 3. | ultrarunner | ||
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A runner who runs ultramarathons - distances greater than a marathon (26.2 miles). Ultramarathon distances are most commonly 50k, 50 mile, 100k, and 100 mile. Runs can be both road and trail, but usually trail. Ultrarunners are extremely dedicated to their sport and have been found to be some of the most laid-back folks around. They tend to eat like horses, too. Most find them a wee bit eccentric. Co-worker: "Uh, Jane?"
Jane: "Yeah?" Co-worker: "Why are you wearing a camelback at your desk?" Jane: "I'm fueling up for my race this weekend." Co-worker: "Huh. A marathon?" Jane: "My first 100." Co-worker: "MILES?!?!" Jane: "Yeah." Co-worker: "That's crazy. I don't even like to drive 100 miles." Jane: (shrugs and smiles) "I'm an ultrarunner." |
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| 4. | marathon man | ||
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when any sexual couple has intercourse on a bike, while swimming, while running 26.2 miles and jumping out of n airplane. the receiving partner then takes a dump while falling from the sky! I am so tired,I just ran a marathon man!
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| 5. | Pershing Rifles | ||
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Then National Honor Society of Pershing Rifles. a nationally recognized fraternity, "these are brothers and sisters I'll NEVER forget as long as I live"
What could be the hardest thing or easiest thing you have ever done depending on where you are. If your part of a tactical unit then you know what im talking about (D-12), otherwise its much easier. Hard: Company D-12 or Pershing Rifles marched the 26.2 miles of the Boston Marathon if full BDU's and boots, 45lb rucksacks and water on a hot day... Raising $2,000 for the Livestrong Cancer Foundation. that dedication to duty and country, with some bold and true heart.
easiset: carrying a flag or rifle one mile in a parade. creapy: using paddles to hit eachother during pledge term. sorry brothers and sisters but some things are true, hows the cow? |
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| 6. | 13.1 | ||
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A half marathon is a road running event of 13.1 miles (21.0975km, 193 yd). It is half the distance of a marathon and usually run on roads. It is a popular race for relative amateurs, long enough to be a serious challenge but not requiring the level of training of a full marathon. i wanted to do a long run, but not as long as a marathon, so i ran a 13.1 and came in 2nd place.
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| 7. | Ultramarathon | ||
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1.) An insanely bad-ass long run that tests the mental toughness of the world's finest athletes; A supreme test for athletic prowess
2.) the hardest thing a human can do 3.) a run longer than 26.2 miles, although most "ultras" are 50 miles, 100 miles or 100+ miles "He ran an ultramarathon, you've only climbed Mt. Everest once"
"There are more Harvard Phd's than Ultramarathoners" |
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