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24
Arguably the worst age to be when yer shit isn't quite together yet. Yeah you still go out and are the bee's knees when it comes to entertainment. But them ladies want more (why dammit?!)

On the other hand, it becomes almost unfair to pick up girls with your wit and status of (hopefully) having yer own place to crash later that evening!
Girl: Hey cutie, how old are ya anyways?
Dude: Sheet girl! I'm 24! RECOGNIZE!
Girl: OMG! Can I have your abortion?

Woman: So you live by yourself or with your parents still?
Dude: Girl please! I gots me a fly mad stupid pad for y'all to play around in. I'm 24 baby!
Woman: EXCUSE ME?! I ain't your baby! I ain't no grrrl! I'm a woman! And you a little BITCH!
by MULDOON11 November 26, 2008
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24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
by BigCow March 24, 2004
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24
What's so good about 24?

1) It's one of the greatest television shows. EVER.
2) It's also known as "The Jack Bauer Power Hour".
3) The show isn't afraid to kill off main characters.
4) Elisha Cuthbert.
5) It has insane plot twists.
6) It never gets boring.
"I need a hacksaw".
by crazyrabbits May 05, 2005
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24
24 or 24 Hours. A TV Show about a terrorist threat against the United States that takes place in a day. Each season of the show has 24 one hour episodes (including commercials) to create a total of 24 hours, creating the real-time effect.

Very entertaining show with many plot twists.
Keifer Sutherland has such an evil voice.
Elisha Cuthbert is so hot.
by Anonymous July 29, 2004
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24
Honestly, it dosen't get much better than 24. The best show on telivision. Has had four seasons so far, the fifth is set to occur sometime in January 2006. The fourth season wasn't as good as the others, but still better than any other show. If you're bored one day, I *reccomend* ...rent, or better, buy the first season of 24. 18 strait hours of pure excitement.
Milo buys the first season of 24.

Milo's mom: "Milo, it's time to eat."
*Milo stays glued to 24*
*a few minutes pass*
*Milo's mom comes into room*
"Milo, what is so interesting about this show? You've been watching it for 9 hours strait, now."
*on telivision* Jack: "I am the LAST thing you will ever see if you if you hurt my wife or my daughter"
*Milo's mom sits*
*9 hours later, Milo and his mother are still watching 24 in disbelief that a show could be so powerful and addicting*
by 24 whore July 03, 2005
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24
The best show around!
'24 will wipe the floor at the Emmy's this year'
by James September 07, 2003
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24
1) How many hours are in a day
2) Best TV Show... Ever. Period.
Jeff watches Jack get the virus on TV.
Jeff says: "This is sad, and yet cool!"
Bob Agrees: "Indeed"
by Private November 07, 2003
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24
a show on Fox that airs 1 hour episodes that equal 1 hour in the show time. each season happens in a "day" and therefore consists of 24 episodes. Has Keifer Sutherland as the hero Jack and each season has a different enemy/threat to the world. The most recent was a nuclear missle
When does Jack Go to the bathroom?
by say what??? August 21, 2005
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