22
a professional woman who knows how to please a man
At a bar, two men watch as a hot, librarian walks into view. One man looks at the other and says..."check out the 22."
by jjpaige July 11, 2009
22
Zigzags or rolling papers. Each 2 represents a z, and can be used to keep a cover on what you're actually trying to do
"Hey while you're at the store can you grab me a pack of 22's? We need something to smoke."
by stellato4 January 11, 2008
22
the act of having sex.

Sex was seen as entry #22 of a list on relationship building strategies. Many wondered why it was not #1.

Alone is 11.

twice is 44.

44 has also been used to mention the act of 22 with 4 or more consenting adults.
Hey honey, let's put the kids to bed and go have some 22.

This party is getting dull, let's slip away into a dark corner for some 22.

Do you want to see if that couple over there wants to 44?
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
2-2
.22 caliber.
A small rimfire cartridge, used for target shooting.
Three variations of .22 caliber exist: .22k (short), .22lr (long rifle), and .22WinMag (Winchester Magnum).
Sometimes used incorrectly to refer to a derringer, which is often chambered in a larger caliber.
"He didnt think I was packing, so I busted out my 2-2 and copped me a 187"
by .357ROB September 30, 2003
2.2
a very annoying phrase used by retards describing how fast something is going to be done
"im going to abercombie ill be back in 2.2"
by ben April 01, 2005
22
A number after 21 and before 23
Also an annoying song recorded by former country- now pop artist Taylor Swift
And keep dancing like we're- 22!
by Someone who's smarter than you December 23, 2014
22
The number seen often that symbolizes best friends. When seeing a 22 on random objects or at random times, you should stop and inform your best friend that you are thinking of them.
Best Friend #1: Orders Starbucks and the bill totals $4.22
Best Friend #2: Received a picture on their cell phone of the bill and thinks "Ohhhh, my best friend is thinking of me"
by Kim1Champ August 02, 2010

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