| 1. | Nabbe | ||
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The Norwegian Bad-Ass. Loves wrestling and b-movies. And probably small boys.
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| 2. | hike | ||
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1) go on an extended walk for pleasure or exercise.
2) rise, especially to rise upward out of place 3) abruptly increase or raise in amount 4) in football; to snap the ball. 1) "go take a hike, loser"
2) "hike up your skirt a little more babe" 3) "tf !? this shirt was 5$ yesterday.. why is it 50$ now?" 4) "22. 57. 44. hike!" |
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| 3. | dibbly dobbly | ||
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Somewhat derogatory cricket slang for a medium or slow-medium pace bowler.
Quick as possible explanation for Americans unfamiliar with cricket: Bowling in cricket is like pitching in baseball, except you run in and bowl overarm with a straight arm. You have to make the ball bounce. The bowler is trying to make the batter hit a catch to a fielder, or knock over the stumps (3 wooden poles) behind the batter. The distance between them is 22 yards. There are generally 2 types of bowler: fast, pace or quick bowlers who run in as fast as they can and bowl the ball straight. International-level players bowl at 85-95mph. Spin bowlers use the fingers or the wrist to put spin on the ball and make it change direction after it bounces. Usually bowl at 50-55mph. Then there are the "medium" bowlers, who generally combine the disadvantages of both (not as fast as the pace bowlers, but there is also no spin on the ball). They are essentially slower versions of the pace bowlers - 65-75mph. Dibbly-dobblers can sometimes be useful if they are accurate, but are usually good for smacking all over the field. They are often used as a gamble which quite often backfires, hence the name. In the 1992 World Cup, New Zealand used a trio of medium pacers, Rod Latham, Gavin Larsen and Chris Harris who were jokingly referred to as Dibbly Dobbly and Wobbly.
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| 4. | Central Indian Penis | ||
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Sex organ of a male from Middle India. more...
The region is dominated by the Indo-Aryan branch of the short-statured round-headed Alpine race, which displays morphological adaptation to extremely cold Alpine climates, such as brachycephaly (round-headedness), short stature &, due to Allen's Rule, diminished extremities such as arms, legs & penis. Consequently, this sub-type of the European Alpine Penis is naturally slightly smaller than the North Indian Penis of the tall long-headed Nordic-Iranian or Iranoid Race, which displays adaptation to temperate-cold Iranian climates rather than Alpine-cold or Siberian climates. However, the difference between the 2 Aryan types is not substantial, & both are in turn dwarfed by the far more voluminous South Indian Penis, which is largest due to Dravidian or Negroid-Australoid predominance in Tamil Nadu & Aethiopoid dominance in Malabar: Region ... (Race) ___ Erect Penis (Soft) _ Ref (see below) C European (Alpine) ... 10.83 cm ( 7.22 cm). 1 C Indian . (Alpine) ... 11.49 cm ( 7.66 cm). 2 N Indian . (Iranoid) .. 11.78 cm ( 7.85 cm). 3 S Indian . (Dra... |
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| 5. | micro$oft | ||
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58 Reasons not to install Internet Explorer: 1. It is EVIL!!!!!!!!
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2: It wastes over 100 megs of hard drive space 3: Despite what Bill claims, it's not really free. Each installed copy of IE costs exactly one soul. 4: IE has more bugs than a bait store! 5: Installing it automatically signs you up for the security hole of the week club. 6: It can send your personal information to Microsoft. 7: It's been known to bite people's heads off. 8: Its installation process overwrites system DLLs with newer version that are not always 100% compatible. 9: The majority of people still use Netscape. 10: Microsoft wrote it. Do you really need another reason? 11: It scares young children. 12: Borg implants tend to itch like crazy. 13: It's proprietary; they don't want you to know what's in it.Mozilla's source code can be downloaded for free. 14: IE is "integrated" in to Windows. Netscape is a well behaved application. When IE crashes it can hose the system. Netscape won't do that. 15: The DOJ isn't after Netscape. 16: ActiveX allows hackers to do ANYTHING with your system. That's not true with Java. 17: Microsoft's Java is not compatible with standard Java and vice versa. 18: Netscape Navigator is available for more platforms that Internet Explorer. Heck, IE 6 dosn't even run on Windows 95! 19: If the install fails it can leave your system unusable. 20: Internet Explorer is evil. 21: If the install succeeds your system will be unusable. 22: Who in their right mind would want to view their ha... |
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| 7. | karl malone | ||
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A Basketball Player in the NBA for the LA Lakers. Despite being 42, wearing ripped Jerseys and despite having sholders bigger than his head hes a good player. His Alias is the mailman
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# Selected in 1996 as one of the "50 Greatest Players in NBA History" # Two-time NBA Most Valuable Player (1996-97, 1998-99), one of only nine players in NBA history to win the Maurice Podoloff Trophy more than once # Eleven-time All-NBA First Team selection (1988-89, 1989-90, 1990-91, 1991-92, 1992-93, 1993-94, 1994-95, 1995-96, 1996-97, 1997-98 and 1998-99), two-time All-NBA Second Team selection (1987-88 and 1999-2000), and a 2000-01 All-NBA Third Team selection # Three-time NBA All-Defensive First Team selection (1996-97, 1997-98 and 1998-99) and a 1987-88 NBA All-Defensive Second Team selection # Fourteen-time NBA All-Star selection who played in 12 games (missed 1990 game due to injury and the 2002 game due to family illness), including 10 consecutive contests from 1991 to 2001 # Named MVP of the 1989 All-Star Game in Houston after registering 28 points and nine rebounds, and named co-MVP with teammate John Stockton of the 1993 All-Star Game in Salt Lake City after tallying 28 points and 10 rebounds # Ranks second all-time in points scored with 36,374, behind only Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (38,387) # Holds the NBA record most consecutive seasons scoring 2,000 or more points (11, 1987-88 to 1997-98) and shares the record with Michael Jordan for most career 2,000 point seasons (11, 1... |
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