| 1. | Wisey | ||
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Wisey is the nickname of Janneman Beute, originally from South Africa but now he lives in the UK. He is known for his tilesets and "HEWWO!!! :D:D:D". He is one of the duo Hotel Heroes. 22:51:51 +rabbid_rabbit: WISEY
22:51:52 +rabbid_rabbit: WISEY 22:52:23 +rabbid_rabbit: WAKE UP WISEY 22:52:26 : +rabbid_rabbit slaps Janneman_Beute around a bit with a large trout |
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| 2. | wake up | ||
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translates to "are you there", "hello?" (22:50:24) Alan Huang: wake up
(22:50:35) Michelle Wu: wut (22:50:36) Michelle Wu: im not sleeping (22:50:37) Michelle Wu: lol (22:51:31) Alan Huang: i know (22:51:33) Alan Huang: its a figur eof speech |
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| 3. | roffledrive | ||
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refering to extrapolations of ROFFLECOPTER 10:52:57 >> Best song lyrics ever :-
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10:53:24 >> what do you get when you kiss a guy...you get enough germs to catch pneumonia 10:53:38 >> and when you do he'll never phone ya! 10:53:46 << ROFL 10:53:47 >> ROFFLECOPTER 10:54:02 << Rofflejet! 10:54:13 >> ROFFLEROCKET 10:54:22 << rofflestarcruiser! 10:54:28 >> ROFFLEWARPDRIVE! 10:54:40 << Rofflelightdrive! 10:54:43 >> lol 10:54:49 << lol 10:54:52 >> ROFFLEQUANTUMDRIVE! 10:55:20 << ROFFLEblackholedrive! .... 11:21:17 << rofflewankdrive! 11:21:21 >> LOL 11:21:37 >> ROFFLEINFINITYDRIVE! |
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| 4. | Uncharted 2: Among Thieves | ||
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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves is a video game that was released by the developer, Naughty Dog, on October 13th, 2009 in the U.S. The game was met with wide critical appeal, earning 25 perfect game reviews. The game is played so that some chapters are flashbacks; for example, the first 14 chapters lead up to the beginning, which is also the first chapter (you will understand if you play the game). The single-player version of the game follows heroes Nathan Drake, Chloe Frazier, Elena Fisher, and Victor Sullivan in their quest for the Chintomani Stone in Asia. The villain is war-criminal Zoran Lazarovic who commands an army of hired mercenaries who to try to take the phurba dagger, which unlocks the path to the stone, from the heroes. The multiplayer is 3rd person and 5v5. There are numerous game modes: Deathmatch, Elimination, Plunder, Objectives, All Competitive Modes, Ranked, and Co-operative. The levels are 1 through 60, with various shields to indicate rank (51 through 60 are Roman Numerals). The game takes place in a variety of maps. The teams are sorted into Heroes and Villains. There are boosters to aid and assist in gameplay, once a player reaches level 51 up until 58 they can buy a negative booster called a Badge of Honor. These boosters make gamplay harder, but one is rewarded with more money for every 5 kills. There are two booster slots. good game
let's play some uncharted 2: among thieves additional content: Villains: Dragan, Tetram, Sark, Lovac, Vodnik, Zorskel, Flynn (various), Lazarovic, Lieutenant Draza, Genghis Khan, Gabriel Roman, Atoq Navarro, Eddy Raja, Skelzor, Glowzor, Platzor, Pratikoso, Dead Explorer, Evil Cole Helghast, Chimera Hybrid Heroes: Drake (various), Elena (various), Chloe (various), Tenzin, Victor Sullivan, Jeff the Cameraman, Karl Schafer, Marco Polo, Donunt Drake, Zeke, Good Cole, Nathan Hale, Sev BOOSTER SLOT 1 Point and Shoot 2,000 2 From the Hip 5,000 6 Break Up 11,250 10 Down the Irons 18,750 14 Hell Blazer 27,750 18 Turtle 40,500 22 Sure Shot 64,500 30 Walk Softly 79,500 34 Juggler 94,500 38 Rapid Hands 111,000 42 *Situational Awareness 129,000 46 *Evasion 210,000 50 *Veiled 300,000 51 *Invalid 350,000 52 *Glass Jaw 1,500,000 BOOSTER SLOT 2 Bandoleer 2,000 4 Scavenger 8,250 8 Keep Firing 14,250 12 Fleet Foot 23,250 16 Explosive Expert 32,250 20 Treasure Bearer 43,500 24 Sure Foot 52,500 26 Launch Man 58,500 28 Monkey Man 72,000 32 Scoped In 87,000 36 *Deposit 98,250 40 Rocket Man 120,000 44 *Revenge 134,250 48 *Half Loaded 400,000 54 *Come Get Some 2,000,000 58 *=Badge of Honor |
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| 5. | Income Tax Trash | ||
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1. (n) A douchebag, usually a minority of low income with multiple children, or other people's children that they've claimed as their own for income tax purposes, that receive large sums of money around late January to early April from income tax refunds. They are usually recognizable by the large amounts of money spent on foolish items such as jewelry, rims, clothes, and other personal things other than bills and debt. These "ballers" carry themselves as if they were wealthy for about 1 week out of the year, and go back to being unintelligent degenerate, low life, drains on society for the other 51 weeks of the calendar year. They usually have very low FICA scores, and live in low-income housing. Most of the time taking advantage of and crippling federal programs designed to help poverty stricken or disabled persons, such as Federal Welfare, Food Stamps, and Medicaid Health Insurance. Dave: Have you seen Johnny's new fresh fit?
Jeff: Yeah I heard he got back 7G's this year, and also got some 22's on his ride. Dave: Yeah, Too bad he drives a 91' Geo Storm, and lives in Section 8. Jeff: True, they just repo'd his recliner from Rent a Center. Dave: That dude's Income Tax Trash. Jeff: Don't give broke people money, they don't know how to act. |
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| 6. | micro$oft | ||
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58 Reasons not to install Internet Explorer: 1. It is EVIL!!!!!!!!
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2: It wastes over 100 megs of hard drive space 3: Despite what Bill claims, it's not really free. Each installed copy of IE costs exactly one soul. 4: IE has more bugs than a bait store! 5: Installing it automatically signs you up for the security hole of the week club. 6: It can send your personal information to Microsoft. 7: It's been known to bite people's heads off. 8: Its installation process overwrites system DLLs with newer version that are not always 100% compatible. 9: The majority of people still use Netscape. 10: Microsoft wrote it. Do you really need another reason? 11: It scares young children. 12: Borg implants tend to itch like crazy. 13: It's proprietary; they don't want you to know what's in it.Mozilla's source code can be downloaded for free. 14: IE is "integrated" in to Windows. Netscape is a well behaved application. When IE crashes it can hose the system. Netscape won't do that. 15: The DOJ isn't after Netscape. 16: ActiveX allows hackers to do ANYTHING with your system. That's not true with Java. 17: Microsoft's Java is not compatible with standard Java and vice versa. 18: Netscape Navigator is available for more platforms that Internet Explorer. Heck, IE 6 dosn't even run on Windows 95! 19: If the install fails it can leave your system unusable. 20: Internet Explorer is evil. 21: If the install succeeds your system will be unusable. 22: Who in their right mind would want to view their ha... |
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