| 1. | 21" monitor | ||
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an output device found connected to a computer for viewing porn, jokes and words in the Urban Dictionary. Did you see those fucking guys in West have 21" monitors? Hey Paul, I'll give you 21" man.
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| 2. | Luminate Festival | ||
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A Dread-Full Annual New Age Eco-Fest held on the Takaka Hill near Motueka in the South Island of New Zealand more...
The Luminate festival encourages thousands of (mostly white middle class) reiki practitioners, self-appointed shamans, 'light-workers', sanctimonious hippies and eco-freaks to drive to a remote location and participate in psycho-spiritual pretense, political regurgitation, low-end cultural conformity, Tavistock-inspired psychosexual mind-fuckery and globalization workshops to further the goals of the New World Order using the Agenda 21 inspired concept of 'sustainability'. The week long programming event includes enticements such as touchy-feely 'heart centered' encounters, tribal drum circle, guided meditations, hypnotic trance music, live bands, vegetarian food and merchants hawking a variety of 'save something' t-shirts, crystals and other new age crap. Festival goers are generally 'conforming non-conformist' Greenie busybodies that display stickers on their vehicles demanding an end to mining or deep sea oil ... |
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| 3. | micro$oft | ||
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58 Reasons not to install Internet Explorer: 1. It is EVIL!!!!!!!!
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2: It wastes over 100 megs of hard drive space 3: Despite what Bill claims, it's not really free. Each installed copy of IE costs exactly one soul. 4: IE has more bugs than a bait store! 5: Installing it automatically signs you up for the security hole of the week club. 6: It can send your personal information to Microsoft. 7: It's been known to bite people's heads off. 8: Its installation process overwrites system DLLs with newer version that are not always 100% compatible. 9: The majority of people still use Netscape. 10: Microsoft wrote it. Do you really need another reason? 11: It scares young children. 12: Borg implants tend to itch like crazy. 13: It's proprietary; they don't want you to know what's in it.Mozilla's source code can be downloaded for free. 14: IE is "integrated" in to Windows. Netscape is a well behaved application. When IE crashes it can hose the system. Netscape won't do that. 15: The DOJ isn't after Netscape. 16: ActiveX allows hackers to do ANYTHING with your system. That's not true with Java. 17: Microsoft's Java is not compatible with standard Java and vice versa. 18: Netscape Navigator is available for more platforms that Internet Explorer. Heck, IE 6 dosn't even run on Windows 95! 19: If the install fails it can leave your system unusable. 20: Internet Explorer is evil. 21: If the install succeeds your system will be unusable. 22: Who in their right mind would want to view their ha... |
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| 4. | mini-oop | ||
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in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact. 1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work." |
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| 5. | mini-oop | ||
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1. in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.
2. to do a small but impactful favor for someone 1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work. I finished the job ay 4:37AM." |
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| 6. | Ronjoy | ||
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1. an inventive contraction of the semi-sardonic phrase “Ronilo & Josephine’s Pride & Joy”. 2. the epitome of the phrase ‘small but terrible’; also used to denote a fervent advocate of the aphorism, “A short girl’s got to make an impression otherwise the only thing people are going to remember about you is that you’re short.” 3. the reluctant protagonist of a contemporary ugly duckling sob story. 4. one who expects gifts & amusing birthday cards each twenty-eighth day of July. 5. an incorrigible raconteur often mistaken for a sage by hoodwinked comrades. 6. one who is plagued by a pesky accent that is neither British nor American but a disturbing hodgepodge of both owing to her culturally diverse upbringing. 7. a temperamental intellectual corrupted with an affinity towards daydreaming & susceptibility to distraction. 8. a virago with marked impetuosity, giving rein to an insuppressibly stubborn streak and a rebellious demeanor particularly whenever suffocated with restrictions and "dictatorshit". 9. one who is paralyzed with chronic brain ataxia whenever faced with numerical data. 10. one who does not have to be anorexic to resemble any paragon of beauty. 11. a tech-savvy individual who is notorious for her penchant for typing in all-caps. 12. a lady with a maddening predisposition to bottle up feelings of... |
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