The year of idiocity, Dabbing, Pokémon Go, incompetent politicians, and a multitude of celebrity deaths.
Good riddance 2016!!!!!!!!
by Sweet And Salty December 30, 2016
The year Humanity got a good ass fucking by basically everything unholy. It was filled with terrorism, bombings, shootings, killing, more killing, even more killing, terrible leaders, global warming, natural disasters, overly sensitive people, more separation between people, racial tension, religious extremists, riots, mass immigration and the threat of nuclear warfare. A year that should be forgotten by all history books going forward.
Year 3000 in a History Class
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
by Call Me Big Poopa October 19, 2016
*2034*
Carl: Teacher Wilson, why isn't 2016 in the history textbook?
Wilson: Quiet Carl, we don't talk about 2016.
Carl: Teacher Wilson, why isn't 2016 in the history textbook?
Wilson: Quiet Carl, we don't talk about 2016.
by Unkempt Harold November 13, 2016
by jellooreo1005 January 11, 2017
The year where, well, I actually can't tell you anything. Guys, no one knows when the damn Armageddon or The End will happen. No one. Not even scientists. You just have to wait and see. But I'm pretty sure the human race will still exist billions of years from now.
by TheAnonymousBitch June 13, 2015
The year where people will be offended by pretty much... everything.
The early-2000s born, mouthbreathing, iphone crazed idiots are finally coming of age with the sole objective of ruining everything good.
The early-2000s born, mouthbreathing, iphone crazed idiots are finally coming of age with the sole objective of ruining everything good.
"God, that car looks so gay."
15 year old: uhhMMM EXcuusSE ME IT IS 2016 PLEASE DO NOT uSE HOmOFObIC sLURS TO EXPREss DISGUsT OMG THat IS so TRIGGERING !!!!!
"The fuck is wrong with you..."
15 year old: uhhMMM EXcuusSE ME IT IS 2016 PLEASE DO NOT uSE HOmOFObIC sLURS TO EXPREss DISGUsT OMG THat IS so TRIGGERING !!!!!
"The fuck is wrong with you..."
by George Washingmachine August 30, 2015