Person 1: Phew thank goodness planet x never came into orbit. Jesus and the devil never came to earth and Tupac was never a mayan that will rise from the dead. But guess what, a meteor is gonna hit us in 2036! oh noes pack your bags, and everyone build a panic room in your own house. :0
Person 2: Come on you guys are already thinking there's gonna be a ninth end of the world?
Person 1: No, this time it's gonna happen, did you know if you flip the name of the meteor, 99942 Apophis, it has 666 in the name?
Person 2: OH MY GOD, NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! (sarcasm)
*streets are practically empty because everyone feels so embarrassed to have a crystal ball laugh in their faces with fireworks because they actually thought there was never going to be a 2013.*
2009: ''Were getting closer to the end''.
2010: ''OMG 2 YEARS TO GO''.
2011: ''1 YEAR FROM NOW''.
2012: ''WTF? WHY AREN'T WE ALL DEAD YET? WHAT THE HELL?''.
2013: ''...I'm screwed''..