1.About the mayan calender? The mayans died out how the fuck would they be able to finish it, And look at this from USA today: Astronomers generally agree that “it would be impossible the Maya themselves would have known that” says Susan Milbrath, a Maya archaeoastronomer and a curator at the Florida Museum of Natural History. What’s more, she says, “we have no record or knowledge that they would think the world would come to an end at that point.”
2.Nostrodamus? People mix his words up to make him sound accurate, and take a look at this http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/45/was-nostradamus-really-able-to-predict-the-future
3.Planet X polar shift? WTF this is stupid Nass says that it takes like 5,000 years for that to complete
4.The bible? No one pays attention to the many fake predictions of the bible like this one time in 2003 I was watching Unsolved Mysteries and it was talking about the bible and how it said in 2005/2006 there would be a war on U.S.A land
All info except the bible one from this site: http://www.dailycommonsense.com/2012-explained-why-it-shouldnt-be-feared/
Me: Shut the fuck up you fucking retards do some research
I already wrote like a billion, lets just end at 2012 see what people will think.
1-People will run red lights.
2-Minors will drink more than they ever have before.
3-The most terrible crimes will be committed.
4-The stock market will crash.
5-Thousands will gather in churches.
6-Religious groups will go wild preaching their beliefs and offering you your last chance for salvation.
7-Agnostics will question their doubts.
8-Atheists will ignore the crowds.
9-People who haven't done their christmas shopping yet will put it off just to see if tomorrow comes.
10-Casinos will be jam-packed.
And then when everyone wakes up the next morning Most will regret their actions from the previous night, especially the criminals who will be rotting in jail and the minors who are hungover.
"Yeah, 2012 is gonna go down in history, man!"
"Not if no one is here to write about it!"
"This is just like Y2K."
For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle” says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies in Crystal River, Fla. To render Dec. 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is “a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in.”
Me: Shut up you fucking idiot... read the bible you dumbass