4/20/69 

The most precious day in future history because the funny weed number and the funny sex number come together. There'll be a bunch of old farts that freak out on this day and the younger generation won't know what's going on.

Grandpa: Sonny, remind me what day is it?
Grandson: April the twentieth
Grandpa: And what year?
Grandson: 2069
Grandpa: Today's the day! 4/20/69! Pass me the bong.

4/20/69 by truddle September 22, 2020

4/20/69 

The day all memes will come to life and god will descend from heaven and pop some pills with the boys.

4/20/69: *exists*

god: I have a meeting

Area 51: *lets Shrek and all of his alien friends go.*

4/20/69 by crack head 64 September 26, 2019

Niggalations 4:20 

If thou can make her laugh and giggle thou can make her ass clap and jiggle

“Nigga how you pullin so many bitches?” “Bruh, Niggalations 4:20 ,If thou can make her laugh and giggle thou can make her ass clap and jiggle”.

Niggalations 4:20 by Crewserdriver June 21, 2020

4/20 

National Pot smoking day also known as Adolf Hitler's Birthday.

A day that everyone smokes as much weed as they possibly can............in order to keep Adolf Hitler in the Afterlife....forever......thus if you smoke pot.....you are against the Nazi's.

Happy 4/20

We smoke the Ganja on 4/20 to keep the Evil away......

Yo.........you celebrate 4/20 bruh?

4/20 by This_must_be_Hell April 21, 2021

4/20 eve

The day before 4/20

4/19

Ganja Claus leaves presents for you on 4/20 eve

4/20 eve by SpenzFinegooo September 20, 2012

4/20/2069 4:20 AM 

The end of the fucking world

4/20/2069 4:20 AM. Fuck me

4/20/2069 4:20 AM by qwerty69420 September 16, 2020

4:20 24/7 

Chronic condition of always being under the influence of marijuana regardless of the time showing on the clock, or being high every hour on the hour, daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, etc..until the person eventually dies of other causes.

Pothead: Whoa bro...Just found out I gotta take a random today. I think my piss may be a little dirty.

Stoner: That blows man. Better stock up on some detox products or else you're gonna be stewed, dude. In the meantime, let's blaze one, yo.

Pothead: Well, it's 1:43 and my appointment is for 3. Hmm...aw, fuck it. Who am I kidding? It's 4:20 24/7!

4:20 24/7 by Robb H May 11, 2006