| 1. | dude she's 12 | ||
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Used to explain why a 20 year old can't have a certain girlfriend. "OMG I met this awesome girl online!"
"Dude she's 12." |
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| 2. | 19-5-20-20-12-5 | ||
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The numbers of the letters of the alphabet that spell the word "settle" as in "settle down". By saying this to someone, they will stop doing whatever they are doing to figure out what the numbers mean, thus settling down. Guy 1: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!!!!!!
Guy 2: 19-5-20-20-12-5 Guy 1: Wait, what? *starts counting* |
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| 3. | 1-20 Scale | ||
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0-if you think the person is so UGLY that you just can't give them a 1. 1-Monster, can't bare to look at them. 2-Hideous, 18 more points to go but will never reach it. 3-Ugly, Monstrous, someone you would never ever go out with. 4-UGLY 5-Nothing good about their face but not completly hideous. 6-You just find them unattractive. 7-Ugly but suprisingly face doesn't hurt your eyes. 8-You wouldn't look twice. 9-Almost average just need to fix. 10-Completly average, not a SEXY BEAST but not a MONSTER. 11-Slightly unattractive but not a lot. Someone you wouldn't call ugly but not call HOT. 12-Cute but doesn't make you sexually driven. 13-Cute 14-Just cute, leave it like that. 15-Gorgeous but not someone that drives you sexually, just gorgeous referring to the face. 5 more points to go to make you horny. 16-Pretty, decent to look at, doesn't hurt your eyes, do-able. 17-Pretty hot 18-Good looking, some complaints, but not a lot. 19-H-O-T 20-A walking god or goddess. Doesn't exist but the closest you could get is 19.9. Actually Happened
Me:On a scale of 1-20 what do you rate me? Guy (I'm not saying name)-(Making up mind)I give you a 15. Me:I love the 1-20 scale. |
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| 4. | usas 12 | ||
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An automatic shotgun that can be equipped with a 20 round drum magazine. I got this USAS-12 from South Korea.
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| 5. | Slug | ||
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A slug is a single projectile (bullett) fired out of a shotgun. Usually 50 or 75 caliber (in 12 gauge). Used by Police, Hunters, Military. Sometimes wrapped in plastic for better accuracy, this plastic breaks off on impact.
12,20, and .410 gauges usually availible. Dude you hear bout that there Mr. Jones? lost an entire leg cuz of that cops 12 gauge and a slug.
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| 6. | smarterchild | ||
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a stupid robot that is no longer any fun since it was reprogramed on 12/29/2007, and can only talk about polite things. SmarterChild (9:20:46 PM): Good. Glad you get it.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? (this is what he'll say if you get on a bad topic) |
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| 7. | AA-12 | ||
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Argued as the most powerful shotgun in the world. The Atchisson Assault Shotgun or AA-12 (AKA the Auto Assualt Shotgun) is the world's first Full Automatic Shotgun. It was developed by Maxwell Atchisson, and was developed priorly in 1972. It is capable of firing 300 rounds per minute. (5 every second) Not only does the gun have a rapid fire rating, but is able to go as far as a normal assualt rifle. It is capable of carrying 8 shells, with a drum barrel, 20 shells. It can carry 3 types of ammunition: Buckshot, Frag-12 rounds, or Slugs. Because of it's power, it is widely used in modern Military combat, and it now produced by the Military Police Systems Inc. A Recent 2005 Model (Military Police Systems, or the MPS model for short,) has been issued and carries a slimer, lightweight look. The gun weighs 5.2 Kgs with 8 shells, 7.3 with a drum barrel. In other random events, the gun was featured on a 2007 episode of Future Weapons. SWAT Member 1: So I recently heard you did a raid with the new AA-12 model.
SWAT Member 2: Oh hell yeah dude! They were packing heat, but before anyone of em' could fire at me, the whole damn room was covered in bullets. SWAT Member 1: Holy shit... SWAT Member 2: No Kidding... it was great though. SWAT Member 1: I bet it was. |
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