|29.||Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2|
In my honest opinion, arguably the most underrated film of all time. It is a sequel to The Blair Witch Project, and is set in live action as opposed to the handycam filming of the first.more...
Directed by Joe Berlinger, the film is metaphorically about the craze and phenomenon of the Blair Witch Project a year or less after it is released. Five obsessed fans go on a tour in the Maryland town the film is set in, led by a man (Jeff Donovan) who is recovering from a stay at a psychiatric ward. After a long night of partying, the group find their campsite demolished and make base at the tour guide's massive house/factory, in an effort to use their film and piece together what happened that night. Before their final revelation, the psychological paranoia and "group hysteria" begins to set in, along with something else.
Also, the film is intellectual and speaks on many different levels. The way the tour guide says to a tourist, "Video never lies, but film does" sets the goal for the film, and explores the dangers of blurring the line between fiction and reality (as many did with the Blair Witch Project), and the film makes you question what's really happening, what's real and what's not. On top of that, the question is invited if the Blair Witch is actually messing with the protagonists's minds, or if it's simply group hysteria. In the end, the events of the film which are videotaped by the tour guide reveal to be sli...
a 5 cup rack in Beer Pong in which you place the cups 1,2,1,1 forming a cross, hence the jesus piece
Set it up, we want the jesus piece
|31.||Nova Scotian Hole in 2|
When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!
|32.||filthy helen special (this may cost you 2 meals)|
when the cafe lady swipes a ham sandwich through her vag lips and then serves it to a student who proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse by riding her with the sandwich in his mouth until its gone then proceeds to smack her with a piece of provolone cheese until she bleeds
The filthy helen is dry today.
filthy helen special (this may cost you 2 meals)
1.an anime about pirates living in a strange world and i mean very strange, story and drawn by Echiro Oda. the main character's name is Monkey D. Luffy and he wants to be king of the pirates in order to do so he, his crew and signature straw hat must find the legendary treasure of one piece. personally i love this anime it has a great balance of comedy and action. the plot is forever changing and the characters are extremely badass some of the most badass i've ever seen. you can always find a moving story behind each crew member and great laughs.
2. the anime 4-kids (curse them) screwed up causing a huge protest about owning the rights to te show , well we won and the rights belong to Funimation
one piece is an awesome anime
i hate 4-kids tv for what they did to one piece
|34.||piece of shit cocksucker|
1. A term used to describe someone that you hold in utter disregard or contempt.
2.Verbal slur meant to demean and emasculate a potential opponent in a street fight.
3. Term used to describe somebody that has ripped you off or offended you in any number of ways.
1. I hate that piece of shit cocksucker!
2. C'mon! You piece of shit cocksucker! Fuck you!
3. Nine hundred dollars?! That piece of shit cocksucker!
|35.||Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition|
Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.
*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*