1

the middle of 1 and 3.

me: "you know why 2 is so great?"

math teacher: "why"

me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"

math teacher: "leave the class, now"

math teacher: "why"

me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"

math teacher: "leave the class, now"

by groucho max
December 15, 2008

2

The greatest number of all time because it is:

the only even prime number

the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)

the atomic number of helium

the number of genders there are

the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have

the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign

the number of useful things on a pencil

the number of doors on a refrigerator

the number of good rap songs there are

the number of d's in DnD

the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder

the number of legs on an unstable table

the number of times you need to change your underwear every year

a reasonable amount of cookies to eat

the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!)

the number of things that a spork is a fusion of

the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese

the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes

the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"

the number that Paris Hilton can count to

AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

2's greatness doesn't end here though...

look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!

the only even prime number

the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)

the atomic number of helium

the number of genders there are

the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have

the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign

the number of useful things on a pencil

the number of doors on a refrigerator

the number of good rap songs there are

the number of d's in DnD

the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder

the number of legs on an unstable table

the number of times you need to change your underwear every year

a reasonable amount of cookies to eat

the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!)

the number of things that a spork is a fusion of

the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese

the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes

the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"

the number that Paris Hilton can count to

AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

2's greatness doesn't end here though...

look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!

Guy 1:What's your favorite number?

Guy 2: I dunno...6?

Guy 1: ...you better be kidding

Guy 2: I dunno...6?

Guy 1: ...you better be kidding

by 2isthegreatestnumber
January 16, 2010

3

The second number on a number line.

1, 2, 3.

The first post on urban dictionary about the number one is a retard. He said that a normal person would say "your gay" When actually a normal person should say "You're gay." Your gay shows ownership. So that would be a guy's boyfreind.

The first post just got 0wned, bitch.

The first post on urban dictionary about the number one is a retard. He said that a normal person would say "your gay" When actually a normal person should say "You're gay." Your gay shows ownership. So that would be a guy's boyfreind.

The first post just got 0wned, bitch.

by Haggardx1337
August 13, 2005

5

The total IQ of Presidents George H. W. Bush, and George W. Bush

George H. W. Bush, and his son, George W. Bush each have an IQ of 1, therefore, together, they have an IQ of 2

by dragondance~
February 13, 2007

6

the second number on a number line, also used in l33t speak as a question mark, because of its somewhat resemblance to the curve on the top of it. used much the same way as a "1" is as an exclamation point.

d3wd 12 u th4rE??2???22??two??

by brett69xxx
August 24, 2009

7

Something that lazy people say when they don't have the energy to write out "too"

bob54923849: hey r u nd joe cumin 2 my prty 2

me: No, we'll be studying for finals...but I guess you forgot about those too...

me: No, we'll be studying for finals...but I guess you forgot about those too...

by annoyed chatter
January 15, 2011