See: Writing Stick
Almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don't have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for "Fill-in-the-bubble" quizzes in schools around the country. A #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. It may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn't work right.
Newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. Feel free to eat your pencils.
It's a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. Sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. The #2 pencil is just fine with being average.
Billy: "Teacher, why do we have to use #2 pencils for these tests?"
Teacher: "Because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. Go back to your seat"
Used to describe the excessive length of an abnormal bitches nipples. Often resembling that of a #2 pencil eraser.
I was all bout to get up in that ho, and then I saw them #2's. Told that ho to put that top back on, and I is out to find some normal titties.
Yet another reason for stabbing Ben Afflek in the neck with a No 2 pencil over and over again.
Wow, I'm gonna kill Ben Afflek with a No 2 pencil.
1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.
2.)Also childish slang word for penis.
1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*
2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
1. To cheat, by adding more points than deserved in a game (like DOMINOES.)
2. To write down more points than deserved in a game (like DOMINOES.)
You have to watch that dude. He tried to pencil-whip when he's getting beat real bad.
1) a graphite shaft encased in wood, usually with some type of rubber eraser fashioned to the end
2) licnep spelled backwards
Steve: Dang! I broke my graphite shaft encased in wood!
Steve's Friend: You mean your pencil?
n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"
No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.