a game originally played by a bunch of high assholes in some kids basement.
three categories can trigger a par:
This includes anything related to those words. Saying a type of cheese, anything relating or in reference to marijuana, sports ( this includes players names or common sports related phrases such as "swing batter batter")
once you say something that triggers a par, any surrounding player can "par" you but only up to 30 seconds after the word has been said.
once you have been "par"'d you must do the following:
1:ball your right fist
2:use your left hand to push it down to your knee's
3:launch your right fist up till it almost hits you in the face
4: lick your knuckle
If you refuse to do this, all other players can punch you in the face.
How to par: when someone says one of the three words(or words relating to) shout "par" at them.
dude 1: what kind of pizza did you want tonight?
dude 2: i don't know, cheese?
dude 1: PAR!!!!!
dude 2: shit man, :::::licks knuckle:::: you fucking got me again!
girl 1: man, you shoulda been there we smoked some dank outa john's bubbler
girl 2: PAR!
girl 1: :::::::licks knuckle::::::: i suck at this game
Basically a diss. When someone disses you, they par you.
Guy: I bet your pussy has spots.
Guy 2: Ohhh you just got parred!
Girl: He doesn't like you. He says your hair is bad.
Girl 2: Ahh that's a par.
When something happens to you that is considered by many to be an extremely rude breach of social standard. This includes getting dissed, getting slapped, being swiftly rejected by a girl you've been making advances on, when someone or something causes unnecessary hardship, or even being ignored my your mum. In short, it is getting demoralised. Hard.
The term was popularised by London rapper Tempa-T, with his song 'Next Hype'.
It is possible that Par is a derivative of the term Faux Pas, which in french literally means a 'False Step' against the established norm.
Ricky: Yo gal you lookin kinda nice tonight, mind if i get you a drink?
Girl: Errr...get out of my face, don't talk to me. I think you need some aquafresh as well, cos your breath is kickin! Dem trainers aint real either.
Ricky's mate: Ricky Bruv, you just got parred.
Ricky: Eh Mum! What you cookin' tonight? Smells taaassty!!!
Ricky: Mum...Mum?! Ah allow it.
Ricky's mate: Ricky bruv, you just got parred, by your own mum.
Tempa-T: I SAY GET OUT DA CAR!
Ricky: Ah allow it..
Ricky's mate: Par.
Ricky's mum: Ricky, go shops and get me a coke and some skittles. Maybe some skips as well. Fuck it, i'll right you a list.
Ricky: Where is it?
Ricky's mum: 'Bout half hour away, if you hop on a bus.
Ricky: Mum, i aint got money for the bus.
Ricky's mum: Walk then.
Ricky: Ah allow it, thats long
Ricky's mate: Ricky Bruv, you keep gettin' parred.
Par Masters are people who have a strong Par game. There are very few Par Masters and these Par Masters come together to form a Par Council. The Par Council decides on issues ivolving the world of Pars, Pars would not live on to this day without them.
(Talking to a short girl)
Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a Par Master
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"
The phrase 'Classic Par' is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another's actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).
(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.
This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1
A 'raw par' (or more rarely 'par squared') is a phrase used predominantly by males of Generation Z. Its primary function is to define the rare occurance in which ones par is negated and made void, by the countering 'raw par' of another.
A 'raw par' is most commonly found in circles in which 'bare cusses' and phrases inducing 'beef' are thrown around casually, usually resulting in violence and occasional death. A raw par is most commonly followed by a group of young males annunciating an 'OOOH' sound. This sound is often falsetto in black youths.
Youth 1: FAAM, YOURR NAN IS SO GOOD IN BEDD, SHE OUTDID YOUR MUMM! GET PARRED.
Youth 2: Bruv, your par game is weak... AT LEAST MY MUM IS NOT BED BOUND BY VIRAL INFECTION, SYMPTOMS OF WHICH INCLUDE A BLUE, PUSS RIDDEN GENITAL AREA WITH VARIOUS MAL-COLORED CYSTS CAUSED MOST PROBABLY BY INCREASED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH MEN THAT ARE NOT FRATERNAL TO YOU. YOUR PARRED.
Youth chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH SHHIITTT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAW PAR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAWWWWWW
when a girl lays on her back, and the guy inserts his dick into her anal, and sticks his fngers in her vagina. thus it being a two in one hole kind of deal.
"It felt amazing when he gave me 2-par!"
"Man, it wa cool to hear her moan, and be in her twice at once. Whoever thought of 2-par, is kinky"