| 1. | 2/3 rule | ||
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A rule that states that if a food item sounds 2/3 good, it must be good.
Originated at a Taco Bell, whereupon the creator was deciding whether or not to buy a Caramel Apple Empanada. The creator had no idea what an empanada was, but caramel and apple made it sound 2/3 good. The Caramel Apple Empanada turned out to be delicious, and thus the 2/3 rule was born. Indecisive customer: "What's fried chocolate guano?"
Friend of indecisive customer: "I don't know, dude, but it sounds 2/3 good. By 2/3 rule, you have to try it." |
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| 2. | naked man rule | ||
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If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid. Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day. 1st guy: did you do the naked man rule? 2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM 3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky |
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| 3. | The Peace Rule | ||
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If someone is being a complete faggot, or douchebag, The Peace Rule can be used to make them leave. You can do this by "Peacing", which is the act of yelling "PEACE!" while making the peace sign towards someone. If the person receives a Peace from 3 different people, they must leave the near area. In order to get kicked out of a house, or completely leave a vicinity, they must receive 5 peaces. The owner of the house has "House Peace", which counts as 2 peaces. When you have to leave completely, everyone yells Peace, which is called "Supreme Peace", and is more of an honor rather than getting kicked out. You can not get peaced out of your own house, and you can't make someone peace if they are smoking you out. Bryce: That kid is being a faggot...
Owen: I kinda wanna punch him in the face! Colby, Matt, Bryce, Troy, Owen: (To Kid) PEACE! Annoying Kid: Awwe man. 5 Peaces? I have to leave the house...(leaves house) Everyone: I'm glad we have The Peace Rule |
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| 4. | Balls Out! | ||
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Balls Out is a means used to get yourself out of an unwanted situation, while you are with a group of people (refer to the example).
Now there are many rules to Balls Out, as it is a very complicated means to an ends, so to speak, these rules are; -Balls Out can only be called in reasonable situations; Balls Out to shooting that guy over there, is not reasonable. -The Balls Out call must be audible; no mumbling. -In case of a tie, Balls Out must be repeated by the people that have tied, until it is clear that one guy said Balls Out faster then the other guy. -Seeing as the female population does not have balls, you may think that they don't have to say Balls Out...but they do...they are not above the Balls Out Law! -The final and most important rule... If you lose Balls Out then you must do the unwanted task, do not complain about it...you lost, so man up and get the job done! Person 1- Balls Out to cleaning up those dishes!
Person 2- Balls Out! Person 3- Balls Out! Person 4- Dammit! Now I have to clean the damn dishes. Person 1- Hahaha...yeah, ya do. |
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| 5. | WBSDHMITNOF | ||
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WBSDHMITNOF is an acronym for Whiffle Ball Standoff Don't Hit Me In The Nuts or Face. This game was developed in the summer of 2007 on the beaches of Wildwood, NJ. This game evolved in two stages out of a normal game of Whiffle Ball. The first stage was a game similar to dodgeball except that the size of the court is much smaller and Whiffle Balls are used instead of dodgeballs. The next stage came about after people began to realize how much pain is involved while being hit by a whiffle ball, shirtless, and thrown at full speed. Upon realization the game began to evolve into a primal game of pain.
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The rules of the game are to stand shirtless, facing each other, no more than 15 feet apart and throw a Whiffle Ball as hard as possible at the solar plexus of the opponent, creating the as much pain as possible. Each person gets two throws to make contact, variations include a Beer Pong style rule, where if you make contact consecutive times you keep going till you miss. Original game was just two throws and then thrower changes. This was most likely done because most of us were wuss's and could not stand the pain. When each person takes their turn one round is over. Rounds generally hover around 10. First thrower is decided by a best 2 out of 3 game of Roshambo. However, there is normally a 3rd person who is designated face protector, who usually holds a towel folded and draped over a Whiffle Ball Bat in front of the receiving face. Nuts are covered soccer... |
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| 6. | Rules of Gigging | ||
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1. Never EVER wear a tshirt of the band you are seeing.
2. If you do not know the support bands, dancing is NOT allowed – a headbob and foot tap is all that’s necessary. 3. Taking your shirt off is not allowed – tis ultra gay. 4. Moshing is for gays – UNLESS it’s a Slayer concert or some shit. 5. Never ever ever just stand there with your girlfriend hugging for the whole damn concert and never ever move out of some poor guys way who’s stuck behind you. 6. Don’t get annoyed if people dance into you…it’s a gig…EXPECT IT (unless they don’t comply with rule 3.) 7. If a gig Tshirt is more than 12 quid, it’s not worth buying. 8. If there is a hot girl, you have permission to move in. 9. When meeting band members avoid clichés and being overly obsessive. Pulling out an A2 poster of the band and asking them to sign it is not really cool. A handshake will suffice and maybe the signing of the ticket. Don’t act like you know the band unless you do, that’s creepy. 10. Heckling can be fun but don’t overdo it. Make it audible. Shout “YORKSHIRE” sparingly to a northern band as it can be misinterpreted as “YOUR SHIT.” 11. If you’re not really a fan of any of the bands, please don’t bother turning up. Sell your ticket to a fan and they can enjoy it instead of you. KTHNX. "Hey dude, you didn't stick to the rules of gigging... you're a douche."
"That guy broke rule 3, 4 and 10. GET HIM!" |
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| 7. | Rules of Fight Club | ||
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1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club? Ben: Rule #1 Bitch. Example 2) Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club? Ben: Rule #2 Bitch. Example 3) Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3! Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you! Jack: STOP! Paul: And that is how we learn. Example 4) Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned! Tyler: RULE 4! Example 5) Jim & Robert: Can we fight also? Tyler: RULE 5! Example 6) John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store? Sal: How? John: Rule 6 Example 7) Caleb: How long do these fights go on for? Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?! Example 8) Tyler: Who else's first night is this? Crowd: Why are you asking? Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem! These are the Rules of Fight Club |
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