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50. Pants Idol
To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:

1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn

If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.
Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?

Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.
by Jezmarta Aug 10, 2005 add a video
51. prep
(1) A real prep is a person, male or female who is normally a White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant, or WASP. Preps can be any religion, however. A prep is rich because of old money inherited and passed down to other generations. Preps live in Colonial style houses in New England. Preps shop at places like IZOD, Lacoste, Ralph Lauren, Orvis, Lily Pulitzer and other boutiques. Preppy people wear pastels, polo shirts, khakis, sweaters, sun dresses, birkenstocks, TEVAs, Docksiders, belts and ribbons. Materials of choice are wool, cotton, corduroy, silk and occasionally denim.Preps play tennis, golf, squash, raquet ball and field hockey. You will see a prep driving a stereotypical car like a BMW, a flashy Mercedes, a classy Jaguar, a boxy Volvo or any convertible (Volkswagen Beetle convertible) or SUV (Isuzu Trooper). A true prep is not spoiled and gets all good things in moderation. Preps belong to country clubs (inland) or yacht clubs for those lucky enough to live on the coast or near a large body of water. Preps go to Beer Blasts and can be stuffy. Contrary to popular beliefs, true preps do not make fun of punks, goths or any other group. Preps are not brought up mean, and do not have time to make fun of people.
(2)A person, male or female, who shops at AE, Aeropostale, A&F and other "preppy stores." Acts ditzy to get friends or seem easy. Plays soccer or lacrosse, normally. They have some money. These fake pr...
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by Dr. Doctor Aug 23, 2005 add a video
52. Daisy Puke
Otherwise known as Jessica Simpson this blonde, typically texan Barbie cheerleader-type (taken to extremes) has recently starred in a remake of the dukes of hazzard (which was a crappy show originally). The film should be re-named Jessie's Dry Humping video. The film was a flimsy excuse to be able to show as much of Jess writhing around nearly naked simulating sex with a car (General Lee) when recording "these boots are made for walking" as a spin-off. The song too was bad-to-shit orignally and this cover is even worse. The only reason people (guys) are buying it is cuz of the porny image she portrays. Yep, put out any old crap and make it porny, and it'll still sell.

Lil' ol' Jess has even commented that Daisy Puke is a “good role model for girls” ?!?!
So, now Jess is some kind of cultural psychology expert to be able to quantify a statement like this? If asked to explain she would no doubt give that vacant blonde stare and say something reeled off parrot-fashion that she’s heard someone else say like “oh, she’s so strong “ whatever. This comment comes from a woman who, when being filmed for the newlyweds show, was so insecure about her husband being around “hot” dancers for his new video, went out and spent 700 dollars on new underwear for herself to look even hotter. Jesus.
She had to train for at least 2 hours a day for a few months before filming the good ol’ dukes so there’s another visual lie being perpetuated by media. Many girls will think she just lo...
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by Hot Chic Sep 14, 2005 add a video
53. teeny bopper
Specimen; Teeny Bopper ; (genus; Teenikin bopperili.)

General Description:
In this case, we are observing the ‘AzN~~~~’ subspecies of TB, each race, generally has their own kind of TB, but this is the one I am most familiar with.

Likes: Name Brands, Any car that was featured on Initial D, Morning Glory, Sanrio, Zogabi, Sticker Photos, Dream Photos, Daytona, Counter-strike, WarCraft, Bitching, Backstabbing, Heavily Peroxided Hair.

Dislikes: Not being able to afford name brands, Other TB’s, Anyone deemed ‘cooler’ than themselves, People who don’t wear name brands, people with black hair, anyone that isn’t AzN~~~~.

Can Be Seen At: LAN Café’s, VA, Excalibur, Whitehouse, Chapel St, Outside underage Club venues (most popular being Salt, Soul, Red, Blue, Green, Magenta.), Hanging around State Library, Sticker Photo shops, Morning Glory, the “CT”, Box Hill, “Glenny” “Shoppo”

Can’t Live Without: Mobile Phone (with enough dangly decorations to cause a landslide, and little fluffy things the size of a small child, and photo compatibility to add to their plethora of photos taken with all their TB friends they don’t actually like), Trends to follow, “Pocket Money” (has been known to rival the family fortune of some lower income households.)

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Females:
(Towards Males) Ridiculously Cute, Ditzy, Disarmingly Nice, (This, is scientifically proven to be all an act, to attract a TB of the opposite sex, who, unknowingly will be sucked dry (emotional...
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54. guido
1) From the Italian Verb - Guidare - to drive

2) Conjegation of italian word *to drive* meaning I drive...Io guido

3) A Name represanting Gill in Italian. Male name

3) A sterotypical version of the italian american. Guidos are supposedly all italian when They have never been to the country in there entire life. They presumme that they are "the ####, gee" when they look like "####..gee?"

Guidos

1) Are Italian American residing predominatly in New York or New Jersey.
2)Cannot speak proper english and immitate a terriable new york accent ( I am a New Yorker from the Bronx and I don't talk like that!!!)
3) Most likely have never been to Italy. And if they have, have most likely been to the South ( such as Palermo and Calabria)
4) Believe they know everything about italy when they dont!.( and if you are a guido going "pfff!" at this...then tell me, who is Coismo di Medici...and Petrarco? )
5) Think they can speak Italian when all they know are words from their grandmother ( a.k.a La Nonna) who came from south italy and speaks a regional dialect. ( If you are a guido and still denying it.....alhora, dimmi che cosa dico adesso é voglio vedere che cosa scriverái....eh? cosa vuoi dirmi?? Solo "talia la peciuota??" col tuo dialetto schifoso siciliano??? BAAAA! )
6) Think People in Italy act the way they act...hell no! They are very cultured!!!! And I am proud to say that I grew up under that influence and not some "yo, look at me lets hit the club"
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55. homeschooling
An option for parents who are too poor for private school. Basically these folks think the entire outside world other than the 700 Club, their megachurch and Wal-Mart is corrupt and sinful. A example schedule for a home schooler:

9:00-11:30: Bible Study
11:30-1:30: Discussion of the latest James Dobson/Rick Santorum book
2:00-3:00: Seminar: "Why Negroes are evil and sexually promiscous and why Jesus tells us to hate them"
3:00-4:00: Daughters: lesson in cooking, sewing or houskeeping
Sons: Math, Science (Young Earth Creationism), History (White Christians rule, everyone else deserves their suffering), Government (why Democrats are Satanic), or English.
Person A:I am homeschooling Madison and McKaylynn because the Bible tells me to...you can't be a Bible-believing Christian otherwise

Person B: I went to public school, go to church every Sunday and try to live my life in a manner that would please God. I've read from Genesis to Revelation--I don't remember seeing that.

Person A: Ok, I really did it because I was afraid they would date black guys and I didn't want them exposed to n****r whore 10 year olds like the one who said my husband raped her. That slut!
56. main line
The main line is for rich kids and they are all jappy. THey can't go anywhere alone because they dont want to look emo and look like they don't have any friends. THey all carry there cellaphones around and are always texting or calling people and telling them gossip. Most of them belong to the merion cricket clb or the philadelohia cricket club. They all where polos and tees and tank and designer hand bag and desiner clothes. They all want there opion from there friedn to see if they look good. ANd they all go to private schools which is shipley baldwyne haverford ... they drive around in there merceds and BMW's and mustangs and lexus's. THey think everytone is looking at them and evryone likes them. They flirt with everyone. THe main liners are very rich and high mantenece but what can they say they are spoiled and dame proud of it!!
I wrote that because i think all of it is true because I happened to be a main liner and am very spoiled. I drive in my mercedes and my 2 lexus's. i blst my music so all of the attention is on me. i don't by any thing not designer because that would be wrong. I where abercrombie and fitch and hollister and american eagle and juicy coutore. I have vera bradley suit case and handbags and vercace sunglasses and chanel makeu. Well what more canI say I am vey high mantenence
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