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2 And 8 Is Cockney Ryhming Slang For State
John. "You're In A Bit Of a 2 And 8 Jack, You Alright?"
Jack. " Yeah I'm Fine"
by TheDB August 25, 2009
 
2.
sarcastic phrase used when one is bemused at a "mate" hence the "8" for unsavoury behaviour.
"2 and 8, cheers for that MATE!"
by aLLo its saM October 09, 2007