| 1. | Blessthefall 2.5 | ||
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Blessthefall 2.5 are an awesome post-harcore band, who are famous on the website tumblr. They are well known for their single 'God Wears Gucci Skirts', and have toured with the likes of The Devil Wears Prada Shoes and All Time Low 2.5 Person A:"Blessthefall 2.5 are coming to town!!"
Person B: "ARE THEY THE BAND OFF TUMBLR?!" Person A: "YES!!!" Person B: "WOOOO LETS GO!" |
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| 2. | 2 + 2 = 5 | ||
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A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.
And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2. 2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2 4.8 rounded = 5 2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8 2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded) |
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| 3. | 2.5 gpa (Grade point Average) | ||
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This basically means youre screwed if this is your undergraduate GPA or grade point average. You probably wont make it into graduate school. Especially if you are a science major. Earning a 2.5 is basically a C+ average and everyone will make fun of you. Little Johnny attended college earning a 2.5 gpa (grade point average) thinking he was going to be a doctor. He chose a biology major and continued to work his job full time. Subsequently Johnny screwed himself over by earning a GPA of 2.5 in his classes. Johnnny now has a useless biology degree and is $60,000 dollars in debt. Since Johnny cant get into Graduate school he might as well go work at a gas station or contact the local paper for a "paper boy" position. Johnny may know a whole lot about cell biology and human physiology but he will always be seen as a failure.
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| 4. | 2-5 | ||
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2-5 is a section of Landover, Maryland in Prince George's County. The area is centered on Dodge Park road off of Landover Road. The area gets its name from the 25 Hour store located on Dodge Park Rd. near Kings Square Apartments. "Oh you live in Landova?"
"Yeah son, Kings Square, 2-5 all day!" |
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| 5. | Fist 2 5 | ||
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This stupid math teacher in Sudlersville, Maryland came up with this thing called Fist 2 5 to see how good you learn Class on a Fist 2 5 how good do u know that
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| 6. | 2.5% tint | ||
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The lowest and darkest tint you can buy. Next darkest tint you may buy is 5%. 2.5% may or may not be illegal depending on where you live. This tint is also known as limo tint. 2.5% tint is used in limo's.
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| 7. | Modern Warfare 2.5 | ||
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A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made. Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original). People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5 "Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"
"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!" "Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!" |
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