Pad near the center of a baseball field that batters must step on after before stepping on 3rd Base. In a perverted person's book, its defined as touching other peoples inappropriate places.
Announcer: And the batter circles around the baseball diamond, just leaving 1st Base! ooh He gets tagged out at 2nd Base...
Perverted Fuck: -sniggers-
Sensible Educated Person: Wow...
Just remember the 4 F's kids:
1st Base : French (Making out)
2nd Base : Feel (The boobies)
3rd Base : Finger (Masturbating the other Guy/Girl)
4th Base : Fuck (To get laid!)
Guy 1: So what did you do with Jane last night?
Guy 2: I Got to 2nd base with her.
Guy 1: Good job. Gotta love those boobies.
Guy 2: Boobies? I just kissed her.
Guy 1: Wow........ Do you even know what the bases are?
Moral of the Story:
Do Not Be Like Guy 1.
|3.||Second Base on Defensive Indifference|
When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."
Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!
Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?
Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.
Guy 2: Sweet.
While many know of and get to 1st, 2nd and 3rd base with a person, there is an alternate base known as 'Let-Base'.
Let-Base is an alternate base option after 2nd base where the person allows the other full access to touch any part of the body. Many find this base shameful to the one who allows it as it shows little self-respect though praise the one who achieves it.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Lou the other day?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: She got to Let-Base.
Guy 2: Poor girl :(
Guy 1: Lucky guy!
Aaran: Hey babes, want to go to Let-Base?
the one after 2nd base.
1st Base, 2nd Base
When you get to home base twice in one evening, then have a threesome with said two previous people.
Danny seduced two separate chicks, man! Then got to play with them together! Holy crap, he's the first in our college to get to 10th base! We must worship him.
Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.
If one or more of the participating parents is dead and
requires exhumation before participating then 17th base
becomes: 103453rd base,103454th base,103455th base,103456th base,103457th base,103458th base,103459th base,103460th base,103461st base,103462nd base,103463rd base,103464th base,103465th base,103466th base,103457th base depending on the combination exhumed and then group
Me: "While I was at grandma's place she suggested we spice things up a bit and move from boring old 3rd base to full on 17th base."
Friend: "Dude, isn't that pretty far out even for you?"
Me: "Yeah but at least they are all alive, you know."