18
The age man’s life officially die slowly but surely.
*Interviewer: Pls let me know what keeps you happy?!!!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
by quan cao tien August 06, 2010
18
Legal age for purchasing and consuming alcohol in the UK
Ten seconds past midnight, its my 18th birthday, Lets go get wasted and this time ill use my REAL ID
by uBerBean March 15, 2009
18
Korean Profanity: meaning FUCK

1 = Shi
8 = Bal

therefore 18 = ShiBal/FUCK!
by Benji Yu October 21, 2003
18
the age you are considered adult AND can buy alcohol if you live in europe >:)
John:Hey Mike i heard you turned 18 today
Mike:Yeah
John:Happy first legally purchased beer
by lolborg September 02, 2010
18
The age which you are first considered a human being at. Any age below 18 is highly discriminated against almost everywhere in the world and you are not yet human in the eyes of almost everyone. People under the age of 18 are legally allowed to be, with the exception of being murdered or tortured, treated exactly like slaves of the 1800's by slave owners, called "adults, parents, or gardians" for obvious reasons.
Eddy: I know I have AIDS and I'm going to die tomorrow but, I'm 60 years old and I lived 60 great years so I couldn't be happier.

Bobby: No, you lived 42 great years, the years before that you were not a human being, remember?

Eddy: Oh yea, maybe by the time you're my age, age discrimination will be illegal and people under the age of 18 will be treated the same as people over it.

Bobby: Wonder what they'll find to discriminate against after that happens, they already used blacks and gays.
by Not Yet a Human May 14, 2008
18
The legal minimal age at wich a girl (or boy for the sick fags out there) to be fucked or shone on porn sites.
girl: Lets Fuck!!!!
boy: Are you old enough?
girl: Ya! I just turned 18 yesterday!
-------------------1 WEEK LATER-----------------------------
girl: FUCK!!!!!!
boy: what happened?
girl : I'M PREGNANT!!!!
boy: THAT AIN'T MINE BITCH!
--------------boy moves to Alaska-------------------------
by kirill2525 July 27, 2009
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