|1.||16 Hour Workday|
An alcoholic drink invented by the University of Washington Young Democrats while canvassing in Colorado so as to get drunk and not get sick. It is comprised of:
1 Shot Vodka
1 Cup Knock-off Mountain Dew
1 Cup Cranberry Juice
1 Tablet Pink Grapefruit Airborne
Wow! By drinking the 16 Hour Workday I can get stay healthy and get drunk simultaneously!!!
|2.||four hour erection|
One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.
"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"
I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
|3.||The Milky Pie Mix|
The dirtiest, filthiest Dubstep mix known to man. It's a 1 hour and 1 minute mix of filth created by 16 bit.
Guy 1: "yo dude, go listen to The Milky Pie Mix by 16 bit.. Make sure you take a shower before and after"
Guy 2: "Why would I need a shower?"
...1 hour later...
Guy 2: "Fuck dude O.o"
A shot, munition of series of munitions loosed at friendly troops by American fighter pilots totally wired on amphetamins and/or combat drugs (taken to keep them awake on 16 hour sorties). Also applies to American AA bateries, Artillery and Gung-ho Conscripts fullfilling their Rambo fantasies.
BBC Newscaster John Simson's Khurdish interpreter was killed by a Stray Bullet (rocket attack)
A Canadian Mechanised infantry battalion took a Stray Bullet (Rockets and lazer guided bombs) in Iraq
Steve was on Hamburger Hill, he caught a Stray Bullet (Miniguns, Napalm and artillery)
A short, fat, balding, white hillbilly who enjoys a good romp in the hay with farm animals, also known as AE1 Sprouse.
That damn jabroni makes us work 16 hour days. Fuck him....fuck him.
A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
To be eaten by a giant floor tom while doing a 16 hour drum solo
The Ugly one has been floor tommed.