| 1. | No pic no proof | ||
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Usually said after someone makes a statement about something and you're looking for proof.
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| 2. | micro$oft | ||
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58 Reasons not to install Internet Explorer: 1. It is EVIL!!!!!!!!
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2: It wastes over 100 megs of hard drive space 3: Despite what Bill claims, it's not really free. Each installed copy of IE costs exactly one soul. 4: IE has more bugs than a bait store! 5: Installing it automatically signs you up for the security hole of the week club. 6: It can send your personal information to Microsoft. 7: It's been known to bite people's heads off. 8: Its installation process overwrites system DLLs with newer version that are not always 100% compatible. 9: The majority of people still use Netscape. 10: Microsoft wrote it. Do you really need another reason? 11: It scares young children. 12: Borg implants tend to itch like crazy. 13: It's proprietary; they don't want you to know what's in it.Mozilla's source code can be downloaded for free. 14: IE is "integrated" in to Windows. Netscape is a well behaved application. When IE crashes it can hose the system. Netscape won't do that. 15: The DOJ isn't after Netscape. 16: ActiveX allows hackers to do ANYTHING with your system. That's not true with Java. 17: Microsoft's Java is not compatible with standard Java and vice versa. 18: Netscape Navigator is available for more platforms that Internet Explorer. Heck, IE 6 dosn't even run on Windows 95! 19: If the install fails it can leave your system unusable. 20: Internet Explorer is evil. 21: If the install succeeds your system will be unusable. 22: Who in their right mind would want to view their ha... |
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2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 i am mooty! |
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| 4. | Game Statistics | ||
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The following are the statistics of all the games made from these consoles, divided into the offical ESRB ratings, with the number and percentage of games made in that category of rating. Although the PC games are only the recent ones made.
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Gamecube E=132 games (49.07%) M=19 games (7.06%) R/P=27 games (10.03%) T=91 games (33.82%) Total games: 269 PlayStation2 E=302 (35.93%) M=112 (13.31%) R/P=134 (15.93%) T=293 (34.83%) Total games: 841 X-box E=129 (29.25%) M=73 (16.55%) R/P=76 (17.23%) T=163 (37.96%) Total games: 441 PC E=142 (16.82%) M=104 (12.32%) R/P=406 (48.10%) T=192 (22.74%) Total games: 844 N64 E=122 (52.58%) M=26 (11.20%) R/P=52 (22.41%) T=32 (13.79%) Total games: 232 Playstation E=242 (36.39%) M=49 (7.36%) R/P=184 (27.66%) T=190 (28.57%) Total games: 665 Although PS2 won in total games, I bet a lot of these games made by these companies are pretty bad, considering u only see about 100-200 games at blockbuster for a single console. X-Box won as making the most percentage of M and T games, while Gamecube won in E games. And of coarse the mammoth PS2 won in no catagory for percentage, but won in E,M,T in numbers due to its mass production of games. While the PC won by a long shot in the R/P category. I'd say that Nintendo has the best game franchises; Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Resident Evil. Then PS2 with GTA, and X-Box with Halo. PC with the major companies like Blizzard, Westwood, ID. |
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| 5. | fart | ||
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1. 1-man salute
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2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20. Backfire 21. Bad sprinkling 22. Baking brownies 23. Barking spiders 24. Bean blower 25. Beep your horn 26. Belch from behind 27. Better open a window 28. Blast off 29. Blast the chair 30. Blasting the ass trumpet 31. Blat 32. Blow ass 33. Blow mud 34. Blow the big brown horn 35. Blowing the butt bugle 36. Blowing you a kiss 37. Bomber 38. Bottom blast 39. Bottom burp 40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 41. Break wind 42. Breath of fresh air 43. Brown horn brass choir 44. Brown thunder 45. Bun shaker 46. Burnin' rubber 47. Buster 48. Busting ass 49. Butt bleat 50. Butt burp 51. Butt hair harmony 52. Butt percussion 53. Butt trauma 54. Butt trumpet 55. Butt tuba 56. Buttock bassoon 57. Cheek flapper 58. Cheesin' 59. Colonic calliope 60. Crack a rat 61. Crack one off 62. Crack splitters 63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 65. ... |
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| 6. | Ten Four | ||
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A code used by CB owners possibly since the dawn of amateur radio, the code 10-4 simply means "Message received". Since the 70s the code system have been popular in law-enforcement circles then evolved to what it is today. Nowadays when people use these codes, they are mostly refering to the police radio code system, which is more detailed then its original version, so I'am only listing the police code system here rather than the out dated CB code version.
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Please note that these code vary from one country to another or even used differntly in differnt state/province in the same country 10-0 Use Caution 10-1 You are being received Poorly 10-2 You are being received Clearly 10-3 Stop Transmitting 10-4 O.K. 10-5 Relay Message 10-6 Busy with Call 10-7 Out of service, (completely) 10-7b Out of service (personal) 10-7c Out of service (court) 10-7od Out of service (off duty) 10-8 In service 10-8ot In service (over time) 10-9 Repeat last message 10-10 Out of service, Radio on 10-11 Give F.C.C. Call Sign/Dispatching too fast 10-12 Visitors or officials present 10-13 Advise weather and road conditions 10-14 Convoy or escort detail 10-15 Prisoner in custody 10-15m Prisoner in custody (mental case) 10-16 Pick up prisoner 10-17 Pick up papers 10-18 Complete present assignment ASAP/Get there ASAP 10-19 Return to office 10-20 Your location 10-21 Call by telephone 10-21A Phone home, my ETA is _____ 10-21B Call your home 10-22 Cancel last message/Take no... |
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| 7. | scene | ||
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I don't actually know of any scene kids that talk like 'yEw aRe lyKE s0 hAwt <3XXX' as some examples have shown. From my experience of knowing/seeing scene kids (London is overpopulated with them), here are some basic How To Be A Scene Kid guidelines that you must follow in order to be defined as 'Scene':
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THE CLOTHES/FOOTWEAR 1. Wear black drainpipe jeans (guys or girls) the lower slung the better 2. Ensure they show off your hipbones and the waistband of your boxers/girlboxers 3. Team your drainpipes with cutesey 'Punkrose' shoes or ballet shoes/converse/pink and black chequered vans (for girls) and Nike Dunks/chequered Vans slip ons/converse (for guys) 4. Wear youth/medium band t shirts (guys and girls) remember, the tighter the better! 5. Alternatively, girls may choose to wear short denim skirts over cut off black leggins with ballet shoes/converse 6. Ladies, team your kiddie tee with a long string of white pearls 7. Guys may choose to wear a bandana (or two?) either around their neck (or covering their mouth for a myspace picture) or alternatively tied around their wrist 8. In the colder weather, scene kids may choose to wear a youth/medium black band hoodie with their outfit, again the smaller the better! 9. These seem to be the most popular choices of clothing for London Scene kids, however na... |
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