n. a male of upper-class origin who looks down upon other males/females as tools/bitches.
-takes 24 necks a day
-can max out at 124 dip clicks per hour
-often says, "fuck this, lets bench!!!"
-uses 'lax' and 'sick' to modify the word 'beast' (used an average of 3928 times per day)
-do not live the 4th
-usually went to 'mater dei'
-normally a selfless heartless bastard that cares nothing for others of the same species, especially the sick and weak
-friday night attire - pastel colored polo w/ popped coller
-a prep ass wrestles by running the curto series (puling armpit hair, eye gouging, biting, pinching etc.)
-constantly sarcastic (usually by using the phrase 'ah...beast' or 'ah...weird')
-INSPIRED BY KUBIK AND GIBLIN
TJ: Dude Tebo, give me your neck you tool!!!!
Tebo: Man come on my house was flooded you prep ass!!
Tj: I am going to eat your soul!!
(Later Tebo has to go to the hospital for a broken neck)
Drew: Hey bitch give me dome!!!
Girl 1: NO, your a prep ass!!!
Drew: (to the next girl) Hey you give me dome!!
Ghostbusters is a 1984 American supernatural comedy film directed by Ivan Reitman and written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. The film stars Bill Murray, Aykroyd, and Ramis as three eccentric parapsychologists in New York City, who start a ghost catching business. Sigourney Weaver and Rick Moranis co-star as a potential client and her neighbor. It was released in the United States on June 8, 1984 and made US$238,632,124 in the United States. The American Film Institute ranked Ghostbusters 28th in its AFI's 100 Years...100 Laughs list of film comedies.
(business is terrible at Ghostbusters)
Janine Melnitz: (answers the phone) Hello, Ghostbusters... Yes, of course they're serious... You do?... You have?... No kidding! Just gimme the address... Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you!
Janine Melnitz: WE GOT ONE!
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!
Dr. Peter Venkman: (as the Ghostbusters approach Gozer) Grab your stick!
(the Ghostbusters draw their handsets)
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: HOLDIN'!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up!
(they arm their packs)
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Make 'em hard!
(they rack their handsets)
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!