In this unit a non-commisioned officer can inflict pain upon a soldier than year later get promoted, I guess the supply room is as close as you can get to the commander's asshole. This unit is filled with the most racist, nasty son-of a bitches in the army, it's like they just can't die their stupid asses never get sent to Iraq. Please Mr secutary of defense lay off of the rest of the army send 123 in to the front lines so the the terrost can finally do something helpful.
soldier: Hey Dad I've done great things for my country.
dad: What's that son???
soldier: I got a real good tan over in the salon, now my chain-of-command thinks I'm black. My promotable status is about to kick in on my next L.E.S.
dad: That's great son I always knew you had it in you.