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The age when you are not quite a teen, Yet you are a little to old to sit at the kiddie table.
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A twelve year old will usually use the insult of "fag" or "bitch" while playing an online game, Due to a lack of thought to come up with anything original. see Runescape or Counter Strike. This is also the age where most mall goths are born. When approaching teen years an individual will be looking for an identity. Also they will develop a sense of rebellion. Thus adopting the mall goth subculture. Seeing as how it is rather frightening and exotic when one first examines somone clad in make up and fishnet. But as the 12 year old gets older hopefully they will realise how silly it is. The 12 year old male will usually talk alot of shit. Because he is so close to his teen years and little pubes are starting to sprout he feels the need to be a man. Which usually results in the 12 year old getting his shit ruined. The 12 year female will have a tendency to dress more revealing or slutty due to her body developing. She feels the need to show it off like the pop stars on TV. This is where most fights with the parents start in. |
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| 2. | Jonas Brothers | ||
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JONAS BROTHERS =
1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS. YAY. 2. They're ugly because their parents were cows. 3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS. 4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans. 5. Cockroaches write their music. 6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel. THANK YOU :) JONAS BROTHERS :
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay. JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :( OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days. All : YAY. 2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD. MOM AND DAD : MOO. 3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH. JOE : OH SHIT. NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them. 4. NICK : OOH BABY. 12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU. JOE : SUCK ME TOO. OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG. 5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC. 6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY. NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT. DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN. |
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| 3. | Mini Mandem | ||
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A group or "mini" (round about 12 years of age) "mandem". Boys of chav origin of decent. Most go in groups of 3 or more. You may find these species near the region of a corner shop or fast food dealer where they purchase good to fuel their ill needs. Eating up teir owno a quater of their own body wieght they strive for trouble with other different social classes to gain ASBO's. They treat this order as a title of greatness. They are prey to police and larger groups of other males. They hunt lone people who are smaller or more feminine then themselves. Yo homes check out those mini mandems over there!, they look like they havent even grown a pube and they are trying to fight us!
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| 4. | slutatiousness | ||
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whorebitchmakeup abuserslutuglynon- prettyskankhannah montanabootaliousdamnhotsexybig time cock suckerflat chestedno ass12-year-olds bodydid i say slut already?
v. being slutty, but not having a nice body or face n. this type of ugly consists of girls wearing pounds of makeup and looking angry and pissed any time of the day v. plain old being all over a guy adj. dirty little whores (guy 1): damnn last night hannah just woww ..
(guy 2): wait wat happened man? (guy 1): we did bases 1, 2, AND 3! GOD DAMN I LOVE GIRLS THAT R SLUTATIOUSNESS LIKE! (guy 2): yea but dude..shes so ugly and that makeup- just oh my fucken lord! (guy 1): well well well- ya know wat man. just just- BLOW ME! |
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| 5. | cybering | ||
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Invented by NBC's Chris Hansen himself, internet sex or 'cybering' if you will has became a key way to track online predators of all kinds.
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It's a simple, and most easy way for people to have, a 'real sexual experience' in the comfort of their own computer. Teen chat rooms have become the number one place to find people (of all ages) willing to cyber with others. Some cyber-er's enjoy it so much, that they even sometimes send pictures of their own genitals to their cyber partner during the conversation, just to give it a little more sizzling feel. Cybering can be compared to porn, only you're actually interacting with a live person rather then to be watching pre-recorded films in with you have no control over. Cybering takes place in teen chat rooms, aim, msn, skype and other online instant messaging programs like the ones listed above. With these programs you can connect webcams and even exchange voice clips to the person you're talking to. This sometimes brings us to the point where the two actually begin to arrange meetings in real life. Cybering however, is a sad thing. Just like masturbation, addictive porn watching, and rape. BUT on the lighter side of these things, cybering could help keep a child molester off the streets. Too bad these things only buy us time until predators take action. On a closing note, you've been informed by a cyber expert *winks* |
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| 6. | Hentai | ||
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Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.
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Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 13 year old boys with 12 inch erections. 8 year old school girls with breasts better than most 16 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts. Female children in hentai don't always have breasts, but sometimes they do to add sexuality into the hentai. Children do not have spectacularly large breasts, but they can be nice ones. As for women, their is no such thing as a flat-chested no-breasted woman - at least in professional hentai anyway. Their breasts are perfect and natural - not tainted by surgery with scars and abnormalness. They are perfect. Hentai is perfection. As for elderly women, they do not exist. In hentai, they do not get naked. They are characters that are basically asexual to the hentai nature. Thank god. Hentai can involve anything sexual. Lesbians, bisexuals, homosexuals, bondage, underwater, fairies, humans and animals, orgies, oral sex, aural sex, anal sex, naisal sex, S&M, slavery, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and of course heterosexual vaginal sex. Hentai isn't always sexual penetration with a group or pair of people. It can be a woman/man/trann... |
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