A masturbation MASTER, masturbates almost every night also girls finger themselves
Teacher:Stop spewing ur cum on Rachael!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!
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The main point of insult on the Internet. Due to the stereotypical immaturity of a 12-year-old, most trolls and idiots on the internet are commonly attacked and named 12 year olds. Most people judge someone's 12-ness on the amount of 'ZOMG's in a sentence, their amusement at an overused meme or a bad word. They are also supposedly supposed to enjoy joining in with the 'grown-up' stuff such as rickrolling, chatroulette, omegle, and vandalising wikipedia, as well as more serious things such as boasting their feigned use of cannabis or 'weed' as most call it. Fortunately, this stereotype is not always correct, as some 12-year-olds are actually relatively intelligent. But that's another story...specifically for the nerd, boff, boffin, dork and geek definitions.
Troll/Idiot: LOL THIS IS GAI ZOMG ZOMG
Uninformed individual: Freakin' 12 year olds.
by I Define The Internet June 09, 2010

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A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12. Maturity has nothing to do with it. I'm 12, and I cannot even begin to describe the hate I receive every day for something I can't control. Ridiculing someone for being 12 is like insulting someone for their sexuality - you're degrading them for something they can't control.
I am not an immature little asshole.
So, if you hate on 12 year olds just to make your pathetic little life seem slightly plausible, then kindly pull your head out of your ass before it gets stuck.
Person 1: OMFG 12 year olds are so stupid! I hope they all rot in hell.
Person 2: I hope you jump off a cliff.
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What most 14 and 15 year olds, and some 16 year olds on MySpace are really are. You can tell a 12 year old on MySpace when you see the girl is 14, but the profile don't look like a 14 year old's profile. It usually has popular MTV like music on there, and you see lots of sevvie looking layouts such as pink and black, happy bunny, glitter graphics, pictures of the thong over bed, and so on. And not to mention god awful makeup on the myspace kid with basically god-awful skills with Photoshop.
14 year old: Oh boy, finally somebody my age to talk to on line and she looks hott.
12 year old: I am really 12.
14 year old: You're fucking too young to be on MySpace. Get your fucking ass off of myspace and get a motherfucking life... I'm reporting you to Tom you hoe!!
by MySpace Bob December 28, 2007

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People who are aging and go through puberty; They can't help their age.
12 year olds have bloody vaginas and hard dicks too, you know.
"I'm a 12 year old."

"hAH get the fuck off the internet, twat."
by 凛 星空 April 12, 2015

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a term for the people ruining this website, the one you are currently on.

showing immaturity and obvious ignorance, just like your average 12 year old child.

the type of person who would go to a "spencer's" gift store, look at the personal massagers/vibrators and "love toys", giggle, then run away.

for more information see ud
customer: oh my god did you see the dildos over there? hehe hehe

annoyed employee: damn 12 year old
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1.A kid that doesn't want to be a kid. Typically in 6th or 7th grade. They are babies in real life that make themselves look stupid by trying to act mature. To remedy this, they go on myspace, youtube, urban dictionary, etc. and act like gangstas. 50%of their vocabulary used is "Your mom.", while the other 50% is trying (and failing) to insult other people. They also masturbate alot.

2.The kind of people that pollute myspace, yotube, and other 13 or older webites, thus turning them into a pile of crap filled with wannabe gangsters and tantrum-throwing babies.
1.
12 year old: "I don't wanna be a kid mom! 7th grade sucks!"
Mom:"Watch your language young man!"
12 year old: *Runs up to his room throwing a tantrum*
Mom and Dad (simultaneously) "Heh heh heh! kids!"
12 year old: "YOUR MOM! WAAAAAAAA!" *fap fap fap*

2.
Bill: Damn, there are too many 12 year olds on runescape!
Steve: I agree, lets go outside and play football.
Bill: Ok!
by John Hargrave May 20, 2009

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Someone who is 12 years old.
Fuck you, inaccurate definitions about 12 year olds.
by Anubis the Death God April 03, 2016

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