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1. 12/23
the day when you wake up and THINK it's christmas eve than look at your calender and realize how fuckin wrong you were.
kid: mom. aren't we going to our friends house for christmas eve?

mom: yes

kid: then why aren't we getting ready?

mom: its the 12/23rd

kid: SHIT!
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