Snoqualmie Ridge is a douchey town where all the kids are spoiled brats. The moms are usually about forty years old, and try to look/act like twenty five year olds. The moms don't work, and they wait on their disrespectful children 24/7. The dad's (usually about sixty years old) go to 'work', but in reality they're $5,000,000 in debt, and go cheat on their wives with eighteen year old hookers. Everybody is racist, and all the twelve year old boys text their 'girlfriends' and try to act like a super-douchey version of Justin Bieber. All the girls are fake and look the same. They have been impregnated at least once, but gotten an abortion by age fifteen.
12 year old boy from Snoqualmie Ridge: Hey wanna go out?
12 year old girl from Deer Park: Get the fuck away, jackass.
An extremely talented, sexy 17 year old Canadian. Gets loads of hate, but being the amazing guy he is, ignores it. His fans, called Beliebers, are worldwide and outnumber the haters by far.
His story has inspired many people. You can have your own opinion on his music, sure, but his story is what really attracts me.
He came from nothing. You have to respect that. He lived in Canada with his mom in Stratford, Ontario, for the majority of his life. He came from nothing with the help of God, and he knows this.
An amazing Christian guy, whether you believe it or not.
Teenage Boy: "Justin Bieber's gay. End of story."
Belieber: "Then why is he dating Selena Gomez? Why does he have 2 albums filled with love songs towards GIRLS?"
Teenage Boy: "I don't know.."
Uninformed: "Justin Bieber has no talent. He can't play any instruments and his voice sounds like a 12 year old. He's only 4 feet tall and he won't ever reach puberty."
Belieber: "He plays guitar, piano, drums, and the trumpet. He's 17 years old and 5'9. Get informed."
Therefore, stop the hate.
"Hi, I'm Justin Bieber. You're probably thinking 'He's so gay.' Maybe that's the reason why your girlfriend wants me more than you."
What stupid 12 year old girls say when a situation is considered "awkward".
Omg! My name is Ashley too! That's so awks!
Lipstick lesbian pedophile. A female adolescent or a grown woman who is sexually attracted to prepubescent girls; girls that are anywhere from infant to 12 years old. Her appearance and mannerisms don't even hint at this, though, because she seems like your typical girly girl or feminine woman. But make no mistake, she is a lesbian (although, to be fair, some LLP's are bisexual, meaning that they are attracted to men as well, or prepubescent boys which is even more rare) and a pedophile; two things that are never associated with feminine females. It is an odd condition. The actual number of females who are LLP's is unknown, but it is more common than one would think. There may be an LLP in your life, unbeknownst to you. Due to the societal stigma and the fact that they could hurt a child's mental stability, most LLP's remain closeted and do not act out on their desires. Most of them are content with going online to share fantasies and stories with other LLP's as a way of relieving pressure. It should also be noted that most LLP's get along well enough with their more masculine or androgynous counterparts. There is little to no conflict in the lesbian pedophile community, unlike the normal lesbian community.
19-year-old Sarah is a bubbly cosmetology student. She paints her nails and enjoys shopping. She is also attracted to girls in the 7 to 11 age range. She is a good example of an LLP.
A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.
B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.
C) A complete ass.
A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)
C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.
12 year old girls that look like 18 year old hookers.
My sister is such a prostatatot.
Any chatroom or IRC room on the face of the internet. Full of supposed 12-year-old girls (or possibly 35-year-old men who're posing) who are looking for cybersex with anyone between the age of 8 and 58.