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Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness. When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.
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| 2. | Thanks for sharing | ||
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An example of the rhetorical trope of LITOTES (understatement), This is the delicate response one gives to someone who, in a group setting, suddenly blurts out information which is extremely personal, unusually revealing, and possibly unique to that individual. It comes from settings like group psychological counseling or 12-step groups, in which such highly personal testimonies are followed by the Moderator's cool "thanks for sharing." said smoothly-- no matter how disturbing or shocking or incredible was the confession that preceded it. This catchphrase may well have originated from the 1980's TV sitcom, BOB, which starred comedian Bon Newhart as a psychiatrist. 12-step member: "Hi, My name is Marcia."
Group: "Hi, Marcia." Marcia: I just want to say I'm glad I'm here tonight, I'm a child of incest, I'm a heroin addict and I just murdered my husband" Moderator: (Smiling benignly, completely calmly) Thanks for sharing, Marcia. |
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| 3. | dry drunk | ||
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A dry drunk is an alcoholic who stops drinking on their own without working a 12-step program. Although they are sober and no longer drinking, they still retain behavioral patterns of an alcoholic, which most commonly include:
1. Grandiose behavior 2. Impulsiveness 3. Complacent feelings Former President George W. Bush has admitted that he stopped drinking on his own without the help of a 12-step program. By this definition, he would be a Dry Drunk.
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| 4. | 12 step program | ||
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Derived from the Latin word “twelvestepethprogramus” which means “To do no good” or in Greek, “To shat on thy face“. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys. Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.
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| 5. | 13th Step | ||
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For people who've really gone to 12 step meetings it's commonly known that the Thirteenth Step (really 13th step) is getting laid.
13th Steppin' is looking to get laid. It can also inply that a 12-stepper is a Ho. He out 13th Steppin' tonight.
She's 13th Steppin' him. He's a 13th Stepper'. Stay away from him. He's a 13th stepper. |
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| 6. | thirteenth step | ||
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the thirteenth step is used to describe the efforts of an old timer who tries to screw a newcomer or someone with less than a year of sobriety. jim had 10 years of sobriety and attended AA regularly. when he laid eyes on sophia, the newcomer, he decided to thirteenth step her.
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| 7. | 13th step | ||
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the 13th step is used to describe the efforts of an old timer who tries to screw a newcomer or someone with less than a year of sobriety.
jim had 10 years of sobriety and attended AA regularly. when he laid eyes on sophia, the newcomer, he decided to 13th step her.
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