For lazy people, the first meal of the day. Usually consumed between the PM hours of 12:00 and 3:00, lasting a half hour at the least.
I had waffles for breakslow today, thank God I still live with my Mom.
Taco Salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla shells or chips - tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially...traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! FUN!!!more...
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco sal...
One of the most praised of tropical fruits, and certainly the most esteemed fruit in the family Guttiferae, the mangosteen, Garcinia mangostana L., is almost universally known or heard of by this name. There are numerous variations in nomenclature: among Spanish-speaking people, it is called mangostan; to the French, it is mangostanier, mangoustanier, mangouste or mangostier; in Portuguese, it is mangostao, mangosta or mangusta; in Dutch, it is manggis or manggistan; in Vietnamese, mang cut; in Malaya, it may be referred to in any of these languages or by the local terms, mesetor, semetah, or sementah; in the Philippines, it is mangis or mangostan. Throughout the Malay Archipelago, there are many different spellings of names similar to most of the above.more...
The mangosteen tree is very slow-growing, erect, with a pyramidal crown; attains 20 to 82 ft (6-25 m) in height, has dark-brown or nearly black, flaking bark, the inner bark containing much yellow, gummy, bitter latex. The evergreen, opposite, short-stalked leaves are ovate-oblong or elliptic, leathery and thick, dark-green, slightly glossy above, yellowish-green and dull beneath; 3 1/2 to 10 in (9-25 cm) long, 1 3/4 to 4 in (4.5-10 cm) wide, with conspicuous, pale midrib. New leaves are rosy. Flowers, 1 1/2 to 2 in (4-5 cm) wide and fleshy, may be male or hermaphrodite on the same tree. The former are in clusters of 3-9 at the branch tips; there are 4 sepals and 4 ovate, thick, fleshy petals, green with red spots on th...
Iranians in the US refer to themselves as Persians.more...
Iranians/Persians living in the US are said to have some of these stereotypes (although I dont have most of them!)
1. at your party you play techno songs the whole freakin' night.
2. you drink tea at the end of the night to sober up
3. You remove the 318 emblem from your BMW and install M3 wheels on the car.
4. You brag to your friend that your BMW was shipped from Germany
5. You keep your black leather jacket on the whole night at the party
eventhough it's warm as hell
6. Your parents always call you to help them fill out form that are in English
7. Your parents always complain about the food at the local persian
restaurant eventhough they go there every weekend
8. All your persian friends are DJ's
9. You talk in an italian NY style dilect.."yo, ha yoo doin?"
10. After 15 years of marriage, your mother still calls your wife "Aroos"
11.If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
12. If you dress up to go to grocery store.
13. If you go to a concert but never see the singer and stay in the
hallways with your drink checking out girls.
14. You know Amoo Noo Ruz and Haji Firooz will start a light saber
fight with the Mullahs and restore the persian jedi order!
15. If you smoke five packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
16. If you pronounce "Sure": SHOOR
17. If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
18. If you watch Iranian programs on TV, but always nag about them.
19. If you ...
bashoff (bash-off) (adjective)
If any of these conditions apply to you or your friends, you/them need serious help.
1) Watching and masturbating to animal porn/bestiality porn
2) Going out with a girl for almost a year and dumping her for 'greener grass' but being unable to get anyone to go out with him after that.
3) Ordering a four course meal, taking one bite, then acting like you are full.
4) Bragging about wearing clothes you have had since you were in 3rd grade
5) Being a hardcore baseball fan and acting like gym class is the most serious thing since oil drilling in Alaska
6) Being unable to beat anybody up without a weapon
7) Have had sex with his/her sister before, knowing damn well that she hasn't even had her period yet
8) Not owning their own house because they are too poor
9) Getting severe migraine headaches from butane lighter fluid fumes
10) A person whose favorite movie is We Are Marshall
11) A person who goes to bed at 7:00
12) A person who thinks that caffeine is more addictive than heroin
Dude John is such a bashoff.
If the person has done any of the above in the recent past, then it is used like so:
John you pulled a bashoff.
A person from the canton of Ticino, the Italian speaking, southernmost canton of Ticino. Switalians, while having Swiss citizenship, are not completely Swiss or Italian.
They have the rudeness,unfriendliness, arrogance and are as anal as the Swiss but are sleazy, thick headed and aggressive like Italians. Restaurants serve cheese fondue, pizza and pasta side by side.
Any and all Ticinese people are Switalians.more...
How to identify a Switalian: A person in southern Switzerland who allows you to struggle to speak to them in what little Italian you know for ten minutes, then responds in perfect English. Why? Because the only reason you don't speak fluent Italian in their mind is because you are a stupid American.
A Switalian waiter: A waiter who acts like you have down's syndrome and they hate you.
A Switalian real estate agent: A real estate agent who grudgingly answers your 30th phone call and demands a 12 month deposit for an apartment.
A Switalian store: A store that closes at 6PM every night except for weekends, when it doesn't open at all.
A Switalian cab driver: an older gentleman usually wearing an Italian suit and driving a Mercedes, BMW or Jaguar who charges you 20 CHF ($18.50) to drive you about a mile, an extra 2 CHF for driving you past 10PM and an extra 2 CHF for every piece of luggage you have.
A Switalian McDonalds: A place where a small Burger Royal (quarter pounder) Menu(meal) costs 13 CHF, no free refills, and ketchup costs .50 CHF a pack.
A Switalian cafe: A place (Argentino) where the food and service suck and Arabs go to be seen and speak a combination of French, Arabic and English in every sentence. Wow you speak 3 languages but I'm pretty sure, when combined, they are GIBBERISH!
A Switalian Movie theater: a small room with a big screen TV, half of which is taken up by the subtitles in 4 langu...
Niggerrific, adjective. Niggerrifically, adverb. Derived from the English word 'Nigger', meaning 'one with darker skin', and the English suffix '-rific', meaning 'extremely good'. Something that is niggerrific is something that is extremely black. Best defined by example.
For breakfast, Mama Jenkins cooked her 12 children, and their 14 fathers, quite a nigerrific meal of grits with raccoon, recently killed on the side of the road, and sides of watermelon for everyone, all washed down with some Old English - 40 ouncers for the fathers and tall cans for the children.
The sure ate that meal niggerrifically.