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popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:
1) Gain wrist control 2) Pull out your gun This technique can be used in many situations such as: - You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack. - Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack. - Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack. - Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack. Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun. |
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| 58. | Camp Eberhart | ||
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Where heaven in a place on earth. Where people find themselves and their best friends. A life time of memories are created every moment.
Located in Three Rivers, Michigan on Corey Lake. Home to the Corey Lake monster himself, Brice and other Urban legends that stay close to our hearts. Founded for Harris Hurlbut Eberhart and a YMCA co-ed Catholic camp. Founded in 1909, the camp is having it's 100th year in the summer of 2009. (Shocker?) Sam: Hey Aimee, what are you doing this summer?
Aimee: I'm working all summer long in the archery hut. Sam: ... Why? Aimee: ... It's an Eberhart thing. You wouldn't understand. Jimmy: Oh Rachel, I want to spend every moment with you. I love you. Rachel: Sorry Jim... I got to go to camp for the summer. Jimmy: What kind is this!? Rachel: Camp Eberhart! Seriously bed place on earth. |
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| 59. | raisin | ||
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one who is aged, an old dude Dawn: Happy 100th birthday!! hehe
You are such a raisin! Such a dinosaur! |
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| 60. | Aliannie | ||
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The most amazing kind of sex you will ever expiriance. It's like a preview of heaven.
When you reach this state in your sexual life you have basically reached Nirvana; a really pretty girl that everyone wants to bang "DUDE! Have you expirianced aliannie yet?" or "I saw this girl last night and she was totally an aliannie"
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| 61. | Aliannie | ||
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The most amazing kind of sex you will ever expiriance. It's like a preview of heaven.
When you reach this state in your sexual life you have basically reached Nirvana; a really pretty girl that everyone wants to bang "DUDE! Have you expirianced aliannie yet?" or "I saw this girl last night and she was totally an aliannie"
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| 62. | Burny | ||
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Something that is on the verge of being burnt or flashing to flame, but can be saved if you put down the beer and run to the oven. The wife is a horrible cook, last night she came out to the garage (again)
and said, "Something is wrong, something smells BURNY." For the 100th time it was dinner boiling over in the oven. ... BURNY |
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| 63. | Sila | ||
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A girl you have fallen in love with and want to spend the rest of your life with. Person 1: Man this is like my 100th girlfriend, what should I do?
Person 2: Find yourself a Sila bro. |
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