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100th Base 

To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"

"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
100th Base by Antoxx January 26, 2009
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100th base 

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.
Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.

100fightmage 

Some Monotoned Chipmonk
(Did you see that alvin and the 100fightmages movie)
100fightmage by FaManager January 10, 2008

100th base 

When you stick your dick up some dead persons nose
"Dude last night I totally got to 100th base"- you
"I am calling the police"- Obama
100th base by Khaosko June 2, 2015

1000th base 

When God and Satan actually manifest in front of you and become so horny at the sight of you actually fuck you, with Satan, naturally, taking you up the arse and god through the front.
You: Dude, I got to 1000th base last night

(No reply, the orgasm was so intense, existence as we know it ended)
1000th base by IAmGav January 8, 2008

period 6 x 1000tron 

a bunch of dumb ass mo-fuckers who talk about bootsey ass shit and dick around on computers p.s. i love you all
that period 6 x 1000tron was funny ass shit
you see that period 6, damn girl!!

100th Precinct 

The 100th Precinct is an NYPD police precinct located in the southern area of the borough of Queens on the Rockaway Peninsula. The neighborhoods within the precinct are Arverne, Belle Harbor, Breezy Point, Broad Channel, Neponsit, Rockaway Park and Roxbury. Primarily it is a residential area consisting of Housing Projects, apartment buildings, one and two family homes, five to ten family tenaments, skids, skells, dopeheads, theives, crackheads, and zombies. This precinct covers almost every economic class from the destitute housing project dweller to filthy rich Jewish diamond merchants all within a 6 square mile area. From what I understand, this area used to be very nice to live in until the housing projects were erected and the undesireables moved in. The cops that patrol this area are for the most part, functional retards. They are the fuckups and morons that every other shithole command on The Job got rid of for being incompetant. These cops are known to shoot dogs and have their legs snap at the first sight of conflict. This precinct is usually refered to by other cops as either "Fort Zero" or "Fort Retard" As in any clusterfuck there are usualy a few hardworking cops with an IQ of 70 or above that keep the place from burning. It should be noted that for one of the slowest police precincts in the NYPD, the 100th precinct has the largest crime increase the ENTIRE city thus far in 2008. Don't listen to The Ramones when they tell you to hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach, there's a better than average chance you'll get robbed.
"You see that retard cop over there picking his nose?"

"Yea, he's from the 100th Precinct"
100th Precinct by Stilez October 28, 2008