When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.

A rule for tracking computer programming development time.

The full statement of the rule is, "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time."

The rule simultaneously emphasizes two important points in software development. The first is that for almost any product, most of the development time will be used on relatively small but difficult sections of the code. The second is that the first point often leads to extremely optimistic project schedules.

The ultimate lesson to learn from this rule is that the amount of the project that is completed is NOT tied to the amount of code completed, and that substituting one for the other can be disastrous.

The ninety-ninety rule is often mistaken for a typo, with users assuming that the first 90% of code should correspond to the first 10% of time; while this is logically correct, it is NOT the original aphorism.

A drinking competition originating in the city of Coquitlam, just east of Vancouver B.C. Canada. It is going global with online broadcasts for big competitions (like the March 11th G10-off, live from the Jones garage). Named for the infamous G. Robson, competitors have one, 2 ounce shot of beer the first minute, 2 the second, 3 the third... etc. All the way up to 10 shots in the 10th minute.
A time keeper must keep precise time. Each drinker will need 5 cans of beer, an assistant to pour the shots and 2 shot glasses so that one is always full.
Last rule, NO PUKING. Any puking duringand up to 5 minutes after the competition is a DQ.
Don't underestimate a G-10

A freshman dance at the United States Military Academy. Consists of 150 sweaty, awkward looking male cadets grinding about a heaving pile of 10 trou. Redefinessausagefest.