'Strojna' meaning Penis is a word commonly used by Russians during warfare. You normaly hear the Russians shouting '10 inch strojna' which translates into i have a 10 inch penis.
Outstanding marine after that performance you have surely got a 10 inch strojna
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vagina slayer, when girls see him the drip so much you could swim in it. he should be the definition of beautiful. a real cutie, any girl would love to have his 10 inch cock.
Blake Miller Yuckin has a dick the size of a pretzel container.
A rating system for the male penis.
10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic
the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"
timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
Amyl nitrate and related volatile solvents, usually supplied in a small brown glass bottle. Name derives from the fact that the liquid used to come in glass ampoules for medicinal use as a cyanide antidote that 'popped' when broken open. Nowadays often supplied as 'room odorisers' or 'aromas' in order to get around medicines legislation, and used almost exclusively as a recreational drug and sex aid by gay men. Not actually illegal to possess in most countries. Works by relaxing smooth muscle thereby dilating blood vessels, causing a rush of blood to the head and drop in blood pressure, resulting in an intense but short-lived high. Also relaxes the muscle of the anal sphincter, thus facilitating the entry of foreign objects, especially large penises.
Russell took a deep inhalation of poppers just before Mark shoved his 10-inch cock into his arsehole, in order to ready it for the pounding it was about to receive.
after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.
if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
The result of a gay male having having his ass plowed until his cock deflates to the size of a cocktail weinie.
I got such a bad case of the bottom weinie that I had to stroke it for 30 minutes just to get it to come out of hiding after taking that 10 inch cock up my fag puss!
1968 Camaro is the most beautiful car that can be imagined other than a 1967; First car designed by Chevrolet using a wind-tunnel; usually referred to as a car driven by rednecks; usually referred to as a car owned by a guy with an inferioriy complex due to being small in stature or to having a small penis.
BMWGirl1- "Hey guy, I bet you have a dick the size of China-man's."
CamaroGuy1- Thinks to himself as he smiles and waves to Girl1: "Poor girl..."
Girlfriend of Guy1- Choking on the Camaro driver's 10-inch cock as she stretches her bare ass across the console she mumbles: "That bitch doesn't know what she is missing".