a stupid aim robot that is so fucking funny

American for Sperm. A quote made be Stephen T. Colbert on May 11, 2010 at around 11:45 p.m. This was made on the account that Australians are trying to import American sperm because they are running out due to newly enacted laws.

A town on the North Shore of Long Island. Home to a lot of antique stores, a town dock, an annual Harborfest, bandshell etc. Seems very quaint, though really quite boring. Probably the most ethnically and financially of the surrounding towns, (Manhasset, Roslyn, Great Neck), which is not saying much. The last stop on the Port Washington - Penn Station LIRR, so you may have been here if you were drunk at 2 o'clock in the morning and fell asleep. Very good school district, though the budget was voted down this year due to an increasing amount of seniors. Though not the most interesting place on earth, it's not a terrible place to live since there are 2 movie theaters, some coffee shops, a couple of thrift stores, a library with a really nice cd collection, a new record store, and it's about a 45 minute train ride to manhatten without having to transfer at Jamacia.

This is a term that someone, in a sentence, uses typically to express his Disillusionment, Dismay, Disenchantment, Disapproval, or Disappointment, regarding another person's using A Turn of Humour at the detriment & expense (Maliciously or Innocuously) of another person/entity -- usually, the one who felt compelled to invoke "Got Jokes" is the one who had been Punk'd by That Uttered Joke; though, there are some times when the person who is using "Got Jokes" may be invoking It, as a matter of Defense, on behalf of another person/entity who was the actual recipient of this errant Turn of Humour.

Country United States of America
State Texas
Counties Harris
Fort Bend
Montgomery
Incorporated June 5, 1837
Government
- Mayor Bill White
Area
- City 601.7 sq mi (1,558 km2)
- Land 579.4 sq mi (1,501 km2)
- Water 22.3 sq mi (57.7 km2)
Elevation 43 ft (13 m)
Population (2007)12
- City 2,208,180 (4th)
- Density 3,828/sq mi (1,471/km2)
- Urban 3,822,509
- Metro 5,628,101 (6th Largest)
- Demonym Houstonian
Time zone CST (UTC-6)
- Summer (DST) CDT (UTC-5)
Area code(s) 713, 281, 832
FIPS code 48-350003
GNIS feature ID 13809484
Website houstontx.gov

Houston (pronounced /ˈhjuːstən/) is the fourth-largest city in the United States of America and the largest city within the state of Texas. As of the 2007 U.S. Census estimate, the city has a population of 2.2 million within an area of 600 square miles (1,600 km²). Houston is the seat of Harris County and the economic center of the Houston–Sugar Land–Baytown metropolitan area—the sixth-largest metropolitan area in the U.S. with a population of 5.6 million.

Houston was founded on August 30, 1836 by brothers Augustus Chapman Allen and John Kirby Allen5 on land near the banks of ...

THE XX-MANAFESTO IS THE SINGLE MOST GREATEST BOOK EVER TO COME OUT OF GOLDMAN UNION CAMP INSTITUTE. IT COMSISTS OF A POOR SOUL(S) WHO GOT SCREWED BY THE FEMALE. THE XX-MANAFESTO IS A WARNING TO ALL MEN THAT MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM HELL. HERE NOW IS THE XX-MANAFESTO...
Men are from Mars, Women are from Hell
The XX Manifesto

1. Any of three females will set out on a mischievous task after meeting you. The tasks make you fall in love helplessly with them. It’s all a game.
2. Given the opportunity, a female will not hesitate to turn into a weasel in a shameful attempt to cover her own follies.
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4. In the event that your best friends meet your new-found “goddess”, beware. For she will promptly transform into the puppeteer, making your friends mindless drones functioning solely based on libido. (See #16-The Grand Inquisitor)
5. A female will rarely present a statement free of bias. Opinion will always creep into her explanation of everything.
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7. Put in a new situation (i.e. camp) in which other friends have been involved for several years, the “newbie bitch” will immediately assume she has the right to annihilate any and all bonds previously created.
8. Shortly thereafter, said “newbie bitch” will deface male property under the false pretense of superior ownership.
9. In the event that you become warped into a scapegoat, the female’s once affectionate family will lose any and all respect, care, and compassion towards you.
10. When yo...

I don't actually know of any scene kids that talk like 'yEw aRe lyKE s0 hAwt <3XXX' as some examples have shown. From my experience of knowing/seeing scene kids (London is overpopulated with them), here are some basic How To Be A Scene Kid guidelines that you must follow in order to be defined as 'Scene':

THE CLOTHES/FOOTWEAR
1. Wear black drainpipe jeans (guys or girls) the lower slung the better
2. Ensure they show off your hipbones and the waistband of your boxers/girlboxers
3. Team your drainpipes with cutesey 'Punkrose' shoes or ballet shoes/converse/pink and black chequered vans (for girls) and Nike Dunks/chequered Vans slip ons/converse (for guys)
4. Wear youth/medium band t shirts (guys and girls) remember, the tighter the better!
5. Alternatively, girls may choose to wear short denim skirts over cut off black leggins with ballet shoes/converse
6. Ladies, team your kiddie tee with a long string of white pearls
7. Guys may choose to wear a bandana (or two?) either around their neck (or covering their mouth for a myspace picture) or alternatively tied around their wrist
8. In the colder weather, scene kids may choose to wear a youth/medium black band hoodie with their outfit, again the smaller the better!
9. These seem to be the most popular choices of clothing for London Scene kids, however na...