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1, 2, 3, bounce 

An emergency exclamation used to alert friends in the immediate area of the necessity to leave RIGHT NOW with no questions asked, usually because you have just comitted a crime or done something illegal or that you will be in very big trouble for. Like "bounce", only much MUCH more urgent.
"Dude, why did you call 1, 2, 3, bounce? I was getting ready to buy a manga."
"Because I puked all over some books in the C++ section."

You should never yell 1, 2, 3, bounce unless you really mean it.
1, 2, 3, bounce by Codababy May 9, 2006

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Once I caught a fish alive!

You know, the song we all start singing in maths class when we’re bored and we count 5 things, am I right??!! Oh, just me who does that? Oh o_o
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I-”

“Be quiet or I’ll make you and the fishy dead!”

:(
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 by Sapphire14 March 27, 2022

1, 2, 3, FIVE 

when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.

it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
1)
2)
3)
5)
without realising, because she's an idiot :)
an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE
1, 2, 3, FIVE by ShauniTheSerialKilla September 27, 2008

1, 2, and 3 woods 

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
1, 2, and 3 woods by QuacksO October 19, 2023

1 2 3 let’s go bitch

A meme within the Taylor Swift fandom created after a video went viral of a girl screaming “1 2 3 let’s go bitch” during the song Delicate at Taylor’s reputation Stadium Tour in Pasadena. This trend caught on quickly, to the point where Taylor even started to join in by counting on her fingers. To this day, the meme lives on.
Taylor: “We can’t make, any promises now can we babe, but you can make me a drink...”

Swifties: 1 2 3 LET’S GO BITCH!!!
1 2 3 let’s go bitch by tsmemories February 23, 2019

1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0z-a=spdofiguhyjtkrle;w'q 

When you're so board that you start typing on both sides of the keyboard 1 key on each side until you're head explodes.
You: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA on keyboard*
Keyboard: 1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0z-a=spdofiguhyjtkrle;w'q
You: Wow , I have no life.