| 1. | On a scale of 1 to 37 | ||
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Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100. Woah, that's insane!
On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!! |
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| 2. | BRP (Butt Rape Potential) | ||
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BRP stands for Butt Rape Potential. The term is used to describe the potential butt rape vulnerabilty of a indivual in a certain area. The BRP scale ranges from 1 to 100 based on multiple factors including but not limited to location, time, sketchiness of the surrounding area, number of people in close proximity and clothing (Gym shorts, and no belts increases BRP due to easy access). Bending over in a prison shower to pick up a bar of soap will increase the BRP (Butt Rape Potential).
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| 3. | white guy to basketball ratio | ||
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There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb. Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.
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| 4. | 1 in 1000 | ||
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adjective- Mentally retarded. Studies have shown that roughly one in every thousand babies are born with at least part of an extra chromosome number 21, in addition to the two that everyone has. This causes Down Syndrome, and some level of retardation. Did you see that girl hit herself in the face with a hammer? She's 1 in 1000.
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| 5. | 100 in a school zone | ||
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Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong Definition 2: To have sex with someone 1: I stole 20 bucks from my grandma's purse. I'm doing 100 in a school zone
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| 6. | 100 or gun it | ||
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100 refers to the state of keeping it real or being completely honest about a situation. Gun it refers to destroying something. Therefore to 100 or gun it means that either you keep it real or prepare to die. Guy 1: What's up homey? Did you hear about John?
Guy 2: Naw kill that ish, I 100 or gun it. |
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| 7. | Shitya | ||
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1) Excellence in its most extreme form.
2) A good variable to use in a computer program. 1) Shitya!!!!!!
2) For Shitya = 1 to 100 do Shitya +1 |
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