1,2,3 Yoghurt is a definition of Premature Ejaculation which effects one in 3 men, Altho commonly thought to be highly embarasing 1,2,3 Yoghurt has bought a sense of comedy to the failure to pleasure the woman for the required time.
Dave - "I saw you leave with that girl last night..Talk"
Dan - "Yes mate, she was fit as"
Dave - "You Drain it?"
Dan - "Ofc mate, not 4 long tho, proper 1,2,3 yoghurt "
Dave - "Another notch tho ay?"
The BD, aka The Ben Drain, Is a fingering technique invented over 7 years ago by Archbishops School pupil Ben Drane... Altho questioned by many of his friends to be a fake and improper way to pleasure a woman, The BD has remained close to many boys hearts and some have even taken the technique into Adulthood.
The correct procedure for a BD is.
1 - Fold your 2nd and 3rd fingers over so they press agaist your palm.
2 - Insert Your smallest finger and your Index finger into the Vag.
3 - Open these two fingers as wide as you can.
4 - insert your 2nd and 3rd fingers into the already gaping Vag
5 - Rub intensly or slowly for desired effect.
"Trust me, the girls fucking love it" - Ben Drain
Andy - "Dan, u get lucky last night?"
Dan - "Yes mate, Took home that slut"
Andy - U smash it?"
Dan - "Yes mate, proper BD'D it!"
Andy -"U gave her the BD ......Good lad!"
1.)A food of the ancient gods whom have blessed mankind with their delicious and beautiful tasting substance named simply: Cheese.
2.) A gangsta word for money
3.) A word that an annoying person with a camera will inexplicably shout at you.
1.)"Hey man, you got some Cheese?"
"Nah but I wish I did..."
2.) "Hey, you got tha Cheese?"
3.) Say Cheese kids!
As in 'to splow' on somebody. Usually involves unleashing a magazine of stump sauce over an unsuspecting fitty.
Ammunition from the pump-action yoghurt rifle.
1. Just when she thought it was over, I extracted my lady impaler from her mapatasi and splowed on her mantlepiece.
2. Check the talent over there. She needs a good splowing on.
3. (Uttered at the point of no return) "SPLOWWWWWWWW"
4. The sight on my splow canon was out, and she ended up with splow in her eye.
To cover oneself or any others nearby to oneself in a dubious fluid all over their front.
ie - to pull a "Ruxton"
1. I pulled an absolute Ruxton with that yoghurt
2. Dude, last night I pulled an Ruxton all over your mum!
3. I spent the night with this hooker and pulled a chuffing Ruxton all over her face!
6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes
6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner
This will require:
2:large sour pickle
3:Edible lubricant (E.G.- Gravy)
First spread the gravy on the rectum and inside of the rectum of the dog. Then insert the large sour pickle inside of your anus. Then proceed with anal intercourse with the canine until you ejaculate. Then take the large sour pickle out of your anus, use the pickle to wipe of the juices created from intercourse and the gravy, and ingest.
P.S.- If the pickle is to fall out of your anus wile anal intercourse you have created a Jonas brother
I could hear the cry of the dog and the crunch of the pickle last night because my upstairs neighbor was BoBo Bagging his German Shepard.
(insult) That guy looks crazy enough to BoBo Bagg his dog.