| 1. | 1-2-3 hide and go seek | ||
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A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA "Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"
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| 2. | hide-and-go-beat | ||
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The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught. |
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| 3. | Global hide-and-go-seek | ||
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Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed 2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved 3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing 4. If found you’re on your own The Winners: Elvis Presley Jesus Christ That guy who was on the news raping a cushion Osama Bin Laden The Losers: Saddam Hussein Dick Turpin Adolf Hitler Tips: 1.Do not hide in a hole 2.Do not use your real name 3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans People son to begin playing: George Bush, Jr The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay Jesus, Indian Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.
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| 4. | Fauxseek | ||
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The act of counting in a game of hide and seek, with no intention of ever finding the other players. Pronounced Foe-seek. Boy 1: Please please please play hide and seek with us!
Guy 1: Ok! Ok.... 1....2....3... Guy 2: You're not going to go find him are you? Guy 1: Nope. Guy2: Dude. Dont play fauxseek, thats a crime to children. |
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| 5. | Deployment | ||
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Spending 16 months alone with my daughter while my husband is in Iraq, Afganistan, Korea or Germany. It is my husband missing 1/2 of our marrige due to his "duty" and endless readjustments when he is home. It is the cause of so much marital stress. It is the reason for so many nights spent crying and each day spent worrying. It has caused our daughter to look around the house trying to find her daddy (becuase she thinks he is playing hide and go seek and wont come out until she has found him) and crying the entire time "daddy, daddy" . It is my worst fear. I got the call, the deployment will be in 3 weeks.
I will miss you so much, I love you more than anything in this world, and for all eternity. Don't worry I will be fine. I cannot stop worrying, it is dangerous. Please come home to us. I will try. |
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| 6. | 69 | ||
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The number that comes after 68 and before 70. Kid 1: Hey, let's play hide-and-go-seek!
Kid 2: Okay! I'll start counting! 1, 2, 3... 67, 68, 69... 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come! |
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| 7. | jehovah's wittness | ||
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1a) A cult like socity, that does not celebrate the following hoildays: 1b) 1.christmas! ( omg are you serious) 2.thanksgiving! (code name: turkey: because they belive we worship the turkey!! again OMG!) 3.halloween! ( Demons!! Demons!!) 4.Birthdays!! (yes birthdays!! so whats are still 7 dude it's been 30 years!!?!)( don't do birthdays because someone died on that day!!) 5.any and all government hoildays! ( so on laborday your ass better be at work!!) 2) JW's also are known for knocking on your door!, and trying to ""save your soul"" (on saturdays) and PO people on there day off!! they hand out pamphlets on the ending of the world. (what a way to start your day.) 3) CULT! 4) also a from of hide-n-go seek!!( HIDE there coming down the street!!) steve: shhh.... you hear that!
paul: yeah!...what is that! steve:...... O shit!! its those jehovah's wittness! kill the lights!! paul: damnit i think they saw me! steve: paul i'm scared JW's:*knock knock knock* we saw yo ass. we aint leavin till you open the door!! both: NOOO!!! |
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