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A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples- Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you. Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend? Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom. Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow". |
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