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An annoying affix that spurned from that ever-annoyingest curseword Metrosexual and has given us many annoying words in the process!
Dig some (no laughs back there!): -Pansexual:
fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud! -Intersexual: to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time. -Trisexual: hetero, homo and tanny. -Fauxmosexual: dates homos, but is a also a metro. -Barsexual: girl that show their 'pashing' in public! -Haemosexual: *gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp! -Technosexual: daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce. -Buysexual: bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in! -Compusexual: bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!). -Scribosexual: Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex 'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual. -Contrasexual: twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome). -Spectrosexual: waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone. -Neo-retrosexual: apply certain rules for in order to get deeply committed in a relationship. -Sapiosexual: frequents seminars, art centers...for lobecandy, sophistikittens, or just intellidating casually with brainiac other-sex dates! -Ecosexual: neat, takes home-cleaniness as a 'must' for any relationship he/she ventures on. Or, can describe this metro in ecosexual. -Agrosexual: has nothing to do with plants, but it refers to a male who is like a farmer: tough, rough and doesn't give it -Ubersexual: confident, highly-masculine male that isn't afraid to look a bit metro on the outside (e.g. clean shaved face, cool furniture...). -Vitalsexual: an old, fortysomethig that takes his sex-related tips/ cues and what have you, from metros. Yech! -Metrospiritual: metrosexual who frequents yoga classes and is healtheology-minded. -Homosectual: homosexual sectarian, or simply marries inter-religeously. (Those last two defs aren't '-sexual'-ending word thing I know... but good fun to add here!). -Metro-Sumosexual: the fat people's take on that dirty word! Hahaha! -Pomosexual: post-modernist and of course, 'unlabel-able'! -Retrosexual: The anti-Metro! Also called Messosexual. ---; |
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