You: Soz! (Sorry – -orry + -oz)
You: Oh man. I just remembered about that history assignment due on Thursday.
Friend: Uh... I think that's actually due tomoz. (tomorrow – -orrow + -oz)
Friend: I just read this pseudo-sequel to Catcher in the Rye that this one kid in my literature class wrote! It's sick!
You: Dude, I'mma wanna boz that shit. (borrow – -orrow + -oz)